Star Wars jokes

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Star Wars jokes

What do you call a band member that plays alone?

A Han Solo.

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

There goes Jinx, always stroking his wookie.

Dave_97 Party Dave

George Lucas directing.
The best starwars joke of them all.

Shots fired in a Galaxy far far away

NewLanceWindu Keeper of the Prophecy

What do you call 5 Sith piled on top of a lightsaber?

A Sith-Kabob!

Dramatic Gecko Gypsy With Internet

What's the temperature of a Taun Taun's insides?

Luke Warm.

(Very good jokes everyone. Except you Dave. That was cheap and lazy and you should feel bad.)

riv6672 Senior Member

What do you call a Mexican jedi?
Obi-Juan Kenobi.

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Oh you guys, always trying to Wedge silly jokes into everything.

Flyattractor Senior Member

Star Wars: Phantom Menace. Episode 1.

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Oh you guys, always trying to Wedge silly jokes into everything.

Han joked first.

Flyattractor Senior Member

I will say that some of the Star Wars Lego specials have been funnier then they really have a right to be.

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Star Wars fans are a fairly unhappy bunch. For every one that's content you "see three P-O'd"

How did the astromech droid get around the road work? He took an R2-Detour.

What do you call a Tattooine coffee shop? Java the Hutt.

What do you call a Mon Calamari muffin stand? Admiral Snackbar.

Why did the Nexu bite the Wookiee? It thought he would be Chewie!

Flyattractor Senior Member

YouTube video

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]I will say that some of the Star Wars Lego specials have been funnier then they really have a right to be. [/B]

My kid had one on a few months ago, as i walked in the living room i look at the TV and see Vader, hands behind his head, feet propped up, humming his own theme song.
I laughed out loud.

Genesis-Soldier god blessed him with a...

Yo mumma so fat Jubba the Hutt said "damnnnn"