World's longest run-on sentence

I start off with a phrase and everyone keep adding to it to make the world's longest and most f@cked up sentence.

I called this girl up last night and...

...didn't get it in.

so I tried again

but i failed again. i cri evertim.

So I said screw it and..

Those full stops are killin' it, yo.

Yeah, you have to be sure who's online when starting a thread, some jackwads live to derail other people's ideas while contributing nothing of their own.

-drops mic-

Yeah, like that dingleberry that keeps posting the same 4 phrases in the 1 millionth post thread.

That's what ive Been saying but whatev...

This thread went to shitt fast...thanks a lot riv!!!