Originally posted by tkitnahe doesn't just slip on a banana peel. He slips on a banana peel while his side of the rooftop crumbles underneath him and he falls onto a rusty bed of needles that were used by the dirtiest dope fiends and he's rendered just conscious enough to feel the pain as a swarm of acid covered fire ants eat him alive.
Bullseye has him in his crosshairs and slips on a banana peel for the loss.
While this is happening, Longshot climbs down a latter and finds a leprechaun (PR) and his pot of gold.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTWnope. Just before he dies while laying in a pool of his blood, he turns his head to the side, sees the holy grail, drinks from it, and is instantly healed. Luke skywalker, Optimus Prime, Batman, and Lion-O then descend from the heavens and give him the secrets of the batkick, the sword of omens, and tell him to use the force. All of this happens while Optimus' song (The Touch) plays in the background. He then uses his newfound powers to kill PR, defeat Vegeta, bring balance to the force, and pick up some bitches.
Then said lePrechaun kills him...
Originally posted by deathslash
nope. Just before he dies while laying in a pool of his blood, he turns his head to the side, sees the holy grail, drinks from it, and is instantly healed. Luke skywalker, Optimus Prime, Batman, and Lion-O then descend from the heavens and give him the secrets of the batkick, the sword of omens, and tell him to use the force. All of this happens while Optimus' song (The Touch) plays in the background. He then uses his newfound powers to kill PR, defeat Vegeta, bring balance to the force, and pick up some bitches.
I love all of it.
After all when LS was falling from a heĺicarier Thor suddenly appeared miles from where he was with no knowledge of how he got their to catch him and gently puts him on the ground. Said hellicarrier is about to fall on LS's head and somehow stoos just shy.
Or when fighting Juggs a building convenieltly collapses on LS to protect him in such a way the every faĺlen part manages to hold other debree safely away from LS until the xmen dig him out (juggs having already thought hed won).
No character i can think of LS cant beat. Its why he's my 2nd fav Marvel character after hellstrom and just ahead of DD and IF. That and have the quirkiness of the character.