The 2015 Kmc Awards

Started by StiltmanFTW4 pages
Originally posted by Henry_Pym
Was that H1? Sounds like him...

No, but you were close.

Carver.

Apologies to H1 then. We need links to these moments to enshrine them.

Sure.

Let's start with "He seen rage" - I even got banned (7 days) for bumping epic carver threads from years ago, but it was worth it...

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=8966789

STORM FLASH FREEZE. BELOW 0. (vs. Doomsday)

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=15463024

And the best for the last...

The Incredible Carver vs. The Abominable Tinfoil!

Originally posted by carver9
I am about to go in the kitchen and see if I can make tin foil make the ripping noise.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=608750

You really need to read the entire thread to appreciate it 😂

Originally posted by carver9
I tried ripping metal...just wouldn't work for me.

Originally posted by carver9
I tried to make the tin foil say rip but it didn't work. I then tried to rip metal but I realized that metal can't be ripped, only broken.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
I picture Carver just sitting there ripping tinfoil and then listening hard afterwards and giving a nod everytime he does it. Then records his findings. Then it just montages random parts of a shitton of other experiments.

I hope he remembered to keep a spare piece of paper handy to compare sounds. You might have to redo your whole experiment if not

Then his mom comes in and just beats the shit out of him for ruining a whole roll of tinfoil

😆

Bran's best post in that thread 👆

Metal doesn't make ripping noises.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
i see u starting the gloryhole auditions early this year

😆 It's funny because it's true!!

Originally posted by carver9
What in the hell? You still see the line where the rip took place. The boots is writer/artist error imo. SHHHHHRRRRIIIIPPP...thats the words of something being ripped, not broken free.

~This is from the thread where Carver talks of how WW could regrow his limbs, and transmute gladiator sandals back into existence (see the bottom of the page prior to the quoted post).

Originally posted by Delta1938
😆 It's funny because it's true!!

Stop laughing at her and face me.

Originally posted by carver9
Stop laughing at her and face me.

Face you in what?

He wants you to sit on his face.

I was about to say that.

😱

Lol...no, Delta knows what I am talking about.

He does?

Originally posted by Delta1938
Face you in what?

Homo face sitting sounds like the only option atm, to be honest.

YouTube video

Originally posted by carver9
Lol...no, Delta knows what I am talking about.

Where I challenged you weeks ago to Pre-FLASHPOINT Superman vs Wonder Woman BZ, you can ignored it, I challenged you again once I'm able to properly debate in one, and you're desperately trying to change it and accuse me of fear attempting to turn this around despite the fact you SHOULD, but clearly don't, know it won't work on me?