Palpatine & Thrawn vs Vitiate & Revan

Started by Selenial2 pages

Sidious > Vitiate
Thrawn > Revan

Why is anyone even questioning team 1's victory 😬

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
What the hell has Palpatine ever done, kek

"Drown them in B1s," Sidious.

inb4 "orchestrated b1s to fight clonetroopers"

Originally posted by Selenial
Sidious > Vitiate
Thrawn > Revan

Why is anyone even questioning team 1's victory 😬

Revan precogs Team 1 into oblivion. 🙂🙂🙂

But Palpatine so good he controlled both sides! And still won!

The only battle I can recall Palpatine oversaw was the Battle of ****ing Endor where, while wielding the greatest fleet the galaxy had ever saw (with the ****ing Death Star), lost to a bunch of hand-me-down cruisers led by Captians Fishhead, Scrotumface, and Orphanboy.

Wouldn't want Palpatine to lead a ****ing army of girl scouts.

Vitiate would have telepathically subjugated Rebel fleet. 🙂

Vitiate wishes he could lose that elegantly. uhuh

Fresh, I understand why you are as you are, tbh.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Vitiate wishes he could lose that elegantly. uhuh

Losing is losing. No matter how elegantly done. 🙂

Just what are you implying, heathen?

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Just what are you implying, heathen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc86ZXFsriM&t=0m36s

Ant, you don't an understand. Dis shit is just...

Ant doesn't do nearly enough of that straight Blackreach grown, Crimson Nirnroot kush.

Thrawn solos.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66

Vitiate orchestrated both the Mandolorian Wars, the Great Galactic War, built the Resurgent Sith Empire from the ground up, and did all this while having only a fraction of his focus on the Eternal Empire of Zakuul. Not only this but he has the experience and knowledge of over a thousand years of knowledge and experience. Sidious has manipulative prowess and, yes, very extensive strategic genius; but not the patience and knowledge that Vitiate has accumulated over the thousand years he's been chillen in the galaxy.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66

Honestly, this isn't as ridiculous as it would be in a normal VS matchup. One commander might actually be better than two in this kind of scenario.