Team Video Game vs The Expendables

Solid47 Senior Member

Solid Snake
Leon S. Kennedy
Chris Redfield
Sam Fisher
Wei Shen
Agent 47
Ezio Auditore
Max Payne
Nathan Drake
Ada Wong

VS

Barney Ross
Lee Christmas
Hale Caesar
Gunner Jensen
Yin Yang
Trench Mauser
Doc
Billy the Kid
Toll Road
Maggie Chan

Round 1: They fights against each other in Chernobyl Ukraine. Everyone gets their standard weapons they used in their series.

Round 2: Melee combat inside of an large empty hangar. Everyone gets their standard melee weapons they used in their series.

Final Round: Pure Hand-to-Hand fight without weapons on the same place as Round 2.

Which team wins and why?

Nusa105 The Soul Stealer

In my opinion, VG team takes on R1 while the Expendables takes on R2 and R3

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong

Team Video Game sweeps.

Fight 1 - All of them are master marksman, even Ezio when he lines up his gun. Two of them(Max and 47) have bullet time. Ezio can pinpoint where the Expendables are with Eagle Sense. Sam can use his sonar tech, etc...

Fight 2 - Most of these guys have feats of superhuman strength, durability, speed, agility, reflexes, skill, etc... All of which is far greater than anything the Expendables went up against. Snake fought a cyber ninja and is a master martial artist, Sam has super strength and is a master martial artist. Chris moved a massive boulder, etc... And that's before they get weapons, like Leon with his knife, Ezio and his blades, Sam and his kurambit, etc...

Fight 3 - Same as fight 2, except now they just beat them all to death.

Decter Senior Member

Solid snake could solo.

He has a mach 20 feat and is far beyond any peak human

RadZoa Senior Member

Originally posted by Decter
Solid snake could solo.
He has a mach 20 feat and is far beyond any peak human

Solid Snake couldn't even dodge Sniper Wolf's PSG1 and his genetically identical father couldn't even dodge a 170 fps crossbow bolt. They're both well below peak human.

Maybe you should stop making shit up?

Decter Senior Member

Originally posted by RadZoa
Solid Snake couldn't even dodge Sniper Wolf's PSG1 and his genetically identical father couldn't even dodge a 170 fps crossbow bolt. They're both well below peak human.
Maybe you should stop making shit up?

Flash got caught by Deathstroke.
Superman got caught by black canary
Manhunter got caught by midnighter

Everybody gets tagged at one point or another by things far slower than them.
Also snake has superhuman strength feats.

Snake in the past lifted a 10000 ton base and dodged a (calculated) mach 20 railgun fire.

Maybe you should do your research?

Utrigita Senior Member

Originally posted by KingD19
Team Video Game sweeps.
Fight 1 - All of them are master marksman, even Ezio when he lines up his gun. Two of them(Max and 47) have bullet time. Ezio can pinpoint where the Expendables are with Eagle Sense. Sam can use his sonar tech, etc...
Fight 2 - Most of these guys have feats of superhuman strength, durability, speed, agility, reflexes, skill, etc... All of which is far greater than anything the Expendables went up against. Snake fought a cyber ninja and is a master martial artist, Sam has super strength and is a master martial artist. Chris moved a massive boulder, etc... And that's before they get weapons, like Leon with his knife, Ezio and his blades, Sam and his kurambit, etc...
Fight 3 - Same as fight 2, except now they just beat them all to death.

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RadZoa Senior Member

Originally posted by Decter
Flash got caught by Deathstroke.
Superman got caught by black canary
Manhunter got caught by midnighter
Everybody gets tagged at one point or another by things far slower than them.
Also snake has superhuman strength feats.
Snake in the past lifted a 10000 ton base and dodged a (calculated) mach 20 railgun fire.
Maybe you should do your research?

Flash got caught by Deathstroke because Deathstroke is fast and prepped for the fight, and Flash wasn't going anywhere near his top speed

Superman has never been caught by Black Canary

Manhunter was faking it

Snake has never lifted 10000 ton anything, Big Boss has held up a mech of unknown weight through gameplay mechanics, canonically speaking Solid Snake can't even break hand cuffs. Hilarious how you can't even tell two characters apart.

There is no mach 20 rail gun fire, there is no evidence to back up how fast or how slow the rail gun is, the only thing that we can conclude is that it's significantly slower than the PSG1 sniper rifle that Snake was UNABLE to dodge

Stop posting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Which team wins....