The Satanists Next Door

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1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.


There's no way I'm not the only one who laughed reading the final commandment.

Originally posted by Agusto Pinochet
obama/bush/clinton/cheaney etc are satanists of the first kind. they openly worship satan/the devil.

they always said bush was an atheist but he's really a satanist same with clinton.

Sounds about right.

Originally posted by Star428
Sounds about right.

yes obama is a satanist so is george bush. remember for bush they said he was an atheist but he really was a satanist same with newt gingrich. how the hell can you be a christian and be a member of skull and bones thats a legit satanic cult same with bohemian grove.

7 Fundamental Tenets of The Satanic Temple

"Act with compassion and empathy towards all creatures".

What kind of evil Satan loving nonsense is that.

It's a satanic trick that is all. Satan is very evil, he does very evil things like send a flood to kill nearly every living thing and send down fire and brimstone on entire cities and don't even get me started on what Satan did to poor Lot's wife. Then when Satan sent all those plagues and killed first borns..that was some awfully satanic shit done by Satan.

God abandoned his children no less than 3 times (Lucifer, Adam, Jesus)
God sent a flood
God sent famine
God sent disease
God sent brimstone
God sent suffering for his own enjoyment.
God killed a mother for no real reason...

So who is evil?

Originally posted by Surtur
... does very evil things like send a flood to kill nearly every living thing and send down fire and brimstone on entire cities and don't even get me started on ... poor Lot's wife ...

One interesting possible answer I found to the above:

http://michaelcaputo2.tripod.com/lotswife.htm

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
God abandoned his children no less than 3 times (Lucifer, Adam, Jesus)
God sent a flood
God sent famine
God sent disease
God sent brimstone
God sent suffering for his own enjoyment.
God killed a mother for no real reason...

So who is evil?

You are mistaken, Satan must of just disguised himself as God for those things. Satan also dislikes gays and is pro slavery as well.

"Don't you know there ain't no Devil,
There's just God when he's drunk."
-Tom Waits.

Wouldn't it be weird if it was God when drunk, Satan while sober?

Originally posted by BeyonderGod
Atheism is not a belief system

Que?

I think all atheists are different. I think some are active and some are passive. The active ones will go out of their way to bring up their belief or lack of belief. The passive ones will discuss it if it specifically comes up, but won't go out of there way to be all "Hey my name is John, btw God isn't real".

Originally posted by Surtur
Wouldn't it be weird if it was God when drunk, Satan while sober?

"And how do the Angels get to sleep
When the Devil leaves his porch light on?"
-Tom Waits.

Originally posted by Surtur
I think all atheists are different. I think some are active and some are passive. The active ones will go out of their way to bring up their belief or lack of belief. The passive ones will discuss it if it specifically comes up, but won't go out of there way to be all "Hey my name is John, btw God isn't real".

I call myself an atheist because every day I see more evil then good in this world. And I've never had someone who believes in God convince me that he's worth worshipping.

Originally posted by Surtur
You are mistaken, Satan must of just disguised himself as God for those things. Satan also dislikes gays and is pro slavery as well.
So, Satan is the one who helped the Jews lead by Moses escape Egypt?