Khan vs Jason

Started by marvelmadness1313 pages
Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
I'm confused here, are you actually thinking Quan has watched all the movies in question here? No way no how, it's Quan. Further, you can't expect him to make logical deductions since he has the capacity of a child. I know it's sad, but it's true, Quan was dealt a bad deck from the jump. He was born extremely short and dumb, doesn't get much worse than that.

Oh no I'm well aware he hasn't seen even Freddy vs Jason, which he claims to love, I just think it's hilarious that he's determined to show off just how little he knows of the franchise.

Originally posted by marvelmadness13
Not even close. What are Khan's weapons going to do to Jason? Nothing. Each pulse of energy will pass right through him without doing any sort of damage as Jason doesn't have functioning organs to harm. Khan will shoot and shoot and shoot some more and all the while Jason will keep strolling towards him, eventually grabbing him and literally treating him limb from limb.

Wow. I hope you are talking about the Nu-Trek phasers and not talking about the weapons Khan is wielding in this video. If you are, you're totally blind
YouTube video
One weapon is firing like a submachine gun and burning holes in the Klingons, while the other is a cannon which is outright vaporizing the individuals they hit and making holes and severely damaging the scoutships. You're nuts if you think Jason can tank sustained fire from those weapons. Even the phasers damaged the body at kill settings, burning into them. Don't be so adamant.

Not a whole lot going on in that video that Jason wouldn't tank with ease. The one gun he has seems to be just a regular nu trek phaser leaving bullet sized holes if any, and the other one while more impressive isn't going to keep Jason down. He'd be blasted back and charred, sure, but it didn't vaporize anything.

Originally posted by marvelmadness13
Not a whole lot going on in that video that Jason wouldn't tank with ease. The one gun he has seems to be just a regular nu trek phaser leaving bullet sized holes if any, and the other one while more impressive isn't going to keep Jason down. He'd be blasted back and charred, sure, but it didn't vaporize anything.

Have you seen 1:34?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=K6_7phpFb-c#t=95

Yeah, there was some glowing char on the Klingon's back but that wouldn't stop Jason, not to mention how huh more durable Jason is than a Klingon.

Watch Jason X, every time an elite military unit attacks him in that movie with weapons tech from the mid 2400s he tanks the assault with no lasting damage and kills the soldiers in seconds. Heck in the opening scene he takes out an entire squad in under a minute. Khan can't hurt him in any meaningful way.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
I'm Quan chi b!tch, let me get them damn t!ts
I might be a little small hoe but I ain't no goddamn midget
So stick it up your ass where the sun don't shine
I'm vertically challenged, you're vertically blind
I'm three foot nine, it's ten foot long
I'm gonna smack that ass after I pack this bong
I can flow on like all night long
Till the break of dawn, till the early morn
I'm a thorn in your side, can you feel me stickin'
Eighty pills a day b!tch, I ain't bullshittin'
So groove baby, groove baby call your momma
I'm like Charlie hooker girl
Concession accepted.

Originally posted by marvelmadness13
Keep showing your total ignorance of the Friday the 13th franchise. 😂 Jason X is a movie you need to watch, you're confusing it with the modified Jason called Uber Jason that no one is talking about. 🙄
He was easily killed in that film by weaponry. I am looking at his entire body of work, nerd.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
Did you learn how to spell further yet you big dummy?
Dude, Younthiught I was nemebro and that I wasn't consistent. You were wrong and have been mocked for it. You're ugly.

You haven't seen more than 3 minutes of the "entire body of work" and your every post proves it. 😂

Originally posted by marvelmadness13
You haven't seen more than 3 minutes of the "entire body of work" and your every post proves it. 😂
I have given multiple instances.

Tommy beat him twice. Steven with help beat him. Freddy kicked the shot out of him. FbI easily killed him. Need I go on ?Your posts say you've never seen a film.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I have given multiple instances.

Tommy beat him twice. Steven with help beat him. Freddy kicked the shot out of him. FbI easily killed him. Need I go on ?Your posts say you've never seen a film.

Did Tommy or Steven KO him with their fists? Thought not. Those examples are irrelevant. Can Khan KO Jason with a flurry of punches?

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Did Tommy or Steven KO him with their fists? Thought not. Those examples are irrelevant. Can Khan KO Jason with a flurry of punches?
Steven tanked a shovel and rake shots to him by Jason. He didn't beat a regular human with weapon shots. Weak as ****.

Khan crushes his skull, hick.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Steven tanked a shovel and rake shots to him by Jason. He didn't beat a regular human with weapon shots. Weak as ****.

Khan crushes his skull, hick.

So Steven is superhuman then? Jason killed truck loads of other people with less.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
So Steven is superhuman then? Jason killed truck loads of other people with less.
No, Jason doesn't do that everytime and he's hit many people. It's like koing five guys and not koing four and saying the guys who weren't ko'd were superhuman. Steven had multiple fingers broken prior to his fight with Jason. Pathetic.

Jason's weakest and fully human form crushes skulls with more force than Khan and survives stabs, hanging and axes to the brain. Even human Jason takes this. 😂

Originally posted by marvelmadness13
Jason's weakest and fully human form crushes skulls with more force than Khan and survives stabs, hanging and axes to the brain. Even human Jason takes this. 😂
A kid killed Jason. Weak. Too bad Jason never beat Tommy his master.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
[B]yes I quoted the wrong person

The problem here is, you didn't address the contradictions in your post. If Khan can't put Jason down with mere punches, how can you give Khan the win?

I suppose to answer that question, I'd say I didn't. I did say that Khan would beat Jason's ass in a fist fight, and he would. But that's probably not enough to get him the win because Jason has too much endurance to go down. I specified in a later post that Khan is probably going to gas out before Jason is.

The other weird thing about your post is that you lambast this thread even being made. Your reasoning, if we gave Khan his weapons and Jason his, Khan would win. Thus this thread is stupid, when in fact, that's what makes this thread a solid one. The thread you posed was spite, this thread however, is a competitive fight according to you. So again, your stance makes no sense really, and it seems as though you just wanted to show some impropriety when there was none.

It's the intent that is important. Literally everyone on the pro-Jason side thinks Jason stomps Khan, and to an extent he does (because there's no real way for Khan to win).

This thread was made to troll quan. No other reason.

Glad you admit that the casually decapitation feat is superior, and clearly so. So really, I don't need to post anymore clips because that alone shows a decisive strength advantage for Jason. That along with his toss of Freddy, skull crushing and just general badassness makes his strength advantage clear. He'll literally pick up impaled grown men with no leverage what so ever, and casually hold them there for a sustained period of time.

Yeah... Khan can do everything you just mentioned except the decapitation, by feats.

Lastly, this premise of, oh if Khan had his weapons this would be a non-fight, well, that's true for anyone with Khan's weapons. Put each and every one of his with Khan's weapons, starting out at a distance, and he'd never get never us. We'd simply blast him and blast him till he's dead or incapacitated. That doesn't make Khan badass, nor that he could do something exceptional by beating Jason that way, we all could.

And? It's part of what makes Khan Khan. Jason wouldn't be shit if he wasn't an undead zombie piece of shit. So him winning over Khan doesn't make him a badass, obv.

You wouldn't even need to give Khan one of his guns. Give him a decently-sized knife and he'd ****ing tool Jason too. It is purely Jason's near-immunity to blunt force trauma from someone in Khan's strength area that nets him the win. Khan's still a considerably more formidable character. 👆

In the end, what a h2h fight usually always comes down to is Skill, Strength and Durability. Those are most often the deciding factors. Here, Jason has 2 of those three clearly dominated, and thus I see no way he losses.

lol, are we now pretending that Khan doesn't have a huge advantage in speed now?

But you're right. This is a boring spite thread, because Khan can't put down Jason with his fists. That's why it's shit. 👆

Originally posted by quanchi112
Dude, Younthiught I was nemebro and that I wasn't consistent. You were wrong and have been mocked for it. You're ugly.

Younthiught???

Your spelling and punctuation is on par with a 5th grader i.e. it's pathetic. How can somebody so bad at basic English call others stupid? Well, we only need to say it's Quan, and then everybody understands how. You're the shortbus (pun intended) of the Movie Versus Forum. If I didn't feel bad for you being so short and squatty, while at the same time being dumb as rocks, I'd make even more fun of you. However, I do have a heart, even for ugly short people.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
Younthiught???

Your spelling and punctuation is on par with a 5th grader i.e. it's pathetic. How can somebody so bad at basic English call others stupid? Well, we only need to say it's Quan, and then everybody understands how. You're the shortbus (pun intended) of the Movie Versus Forum. If I didn't feel bad for you being so short and squatty, while at the same time being dumb as rocks, I'd make even more fun of you. However, I do have a heart, even for ugly short people.

A few letters out of sequence and you're scratching your horse hair.

Younthiught my argument was nemebros and admitted you were wrong., the quote function confuses you, horse. You're an idiot.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I suppose to answer that question, I'd say I didn't. I did say that Khan would beat Jason's ass in a fist fight, and he would. But that's probably not enough to get him the win because Jason has too much endurance to go down. I specified in a later post that Khan is probably going to gas out before Jason is.

It's the intent that is important. Literally everyone on the pro-Jason side thinks Jason stomps Khan, and to an extent he does (because there's no real way for Khan to win).

This thread was made to troll quan. No other reason.

Yeah... Khan can do everything you just mentioned except the decapitation, by feats.

And? It's part of what makes Khan Khan. Jason wouldn't be shit if he wasn't an undead zombie piece of shit. So him winning over Khan doesn't make him a badass, obv.

You wouldn't even need to give Khan one of his guns. Give him a decently-sized knife and he'd ****ing tool Jason too. It is purely Jason's near-immunity to blunt force trauma from someone in Khan's strength area that nets him the win. Khan's still a considerably more formidable character. 👆

lol, are we now pretending that Khan doesn't have a huge advantage in speed now?

But you're right. This is a boring spite thread, because Khan can't put down Jason with his fists. That's why it's shit. 👆

We pretty much agree on all fronts Neme, but I just wanted some clarifications, which you provided. 👆