NU52 Superman VERSUS Thanos:SLUGFEST

Started by One Big Mob14 pages

You should send Lob a pm with 3 words in it to eventually spaceout a paragraph. Or find a song that references cowards and do that. Send him one every few days. 3 words everytime

Then the last one could be a gif of a girl blowing a horse or something, though he'd probably enjoy that.

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Originally posted by One Big Mob
Then the last one could be a gif of a girl blowing a horse or something, though he'd probably enjoy that.

While it'd be your mother giving the horse fellatio in the gif, I STILL wouldn't enjoy it.

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Ole kenny made this for you

Lob I didn't mean to offend you and I'm sorry if it came out that way. 🙁

You just seem like the type of person who goes to Motherless and just types in "horses", because you're not sure what you're looking for, you just know it has to do with horses.

Then when you find what you're looking for you take a selfie and send it to your mom. She shows it to your dad and he goes ballistic and grabs his belt. Something gets lost along the way as she says through her tears "... he asked us for a pony on his..." but that's all he hears.

So you're in your room, time of your life, and all the sudden your dad comes downstairs and kicks your door open; an act that only enrages him further since he'll have to pay for it. You assume he's going to whip you but that belt is only to protect his knuckles. You try to protect yourself but your dad's an animal. When you said your dad can beat up other kids dads on the playground, you weren't off even a little, and that includes Jayrell's dad who's like 250 pounds of muscle. The worst part is he's doing all body work.

So he leaves you laying on the floor, then he kisses your forehead and says softly "Love you son", and goes back to knitting you a birthday sweater.

If I'm off, again I'm sorry. I'm just assuming this is who you are. No offense intended of course if you are this type of person, it's just that this is who you appear to be. 👆

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Originally posted by One Big Mob
Lob I didn't mean to offend you and I'm sorry if it came out that way. 🙁

You just seem like the type of person who goes to Motherless and just types in "horses", because you're not sure what you're looking for, you just know it has to do with horses.

Then when you find what you're looking for you take a selfie and send it to your mom. She shows it to your dad and he goes ballistic and grabs his belt. Something gets lost along the way as she says through her tears "... he asked us for a pony on his..." but that's all he hears.

So you're in your room, time of your life, and all the sudden your dad comes downstairs and kicks your door open; an act that only enrages him further since he'll have to pay for it. You assume he's going to whip you but that belt is only to protect his knuckles. You try to protect yourself but your dad's an animal. When you said your dad can beat up other kids dads on the playground, you weren't off even a little, and that includes Jayrell's dad who's like 250 pounds of muscle. The worst part is he's doing all body work.

So he leaves you laying on the floor, then he kisses your forehead and says softly "Love you son", and goes back to knitting you a birthday sweater.

If I'm off, again I'm sorry. I'm just assuming this is who you are. No offense intended of course if you are this type of person, it's just that this is who you appear to be. 👆

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Originally posted by One Big Mob
Lob I didn't mean to offend you and I'm sorry if it came out that way. 🙁

It would be fitting if a honey badger ripped you from the inside out and strangled you with your intestines.

Or, Perhaps your dogs can kill you in your sleep and use the nachos from your nightsand to spell out.....

THE B1TCH HAD IT COMING!!!!!

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
No.

[B]You are so WEAK and SCARED that you are backing a CORNFED BONESMOKER and a DIMINISHED DUMBASS to attack me.

YOU SHAME THANOS WITH EVERY POST!!! [/B]

How is this supposed to make any sense ?

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
It would be fitting if a honey badger ripped you from the inside out and strangled you with your intestines.

Or, Perhaps your dogs can kill you in your sleep and use the nachos from your nightsand to spell out.....

THE B1TCH HAD IT COMING!!!!!

You are a loser and no one likes you, now go away.. bitchy female dog.

Originally posted by quanchi112
How is this supposed to make any sense ?
You'd have to know how to read first.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
You'd have to know how to read first.
So you think lob's responses make sense. Wow.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So you think lob's responses make sense. Wow.

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Adam you have to admit that was funny😂

A little predictable but yeah, lol.

Even I can't defend Lob.

Originally posted by quanchi112
How is this supposed to make any sense ?

CORNFED BONESMOKER= T.I.

DIMINISHED DUMBASS= STILLBORNFORTHELOSS

THE PATHETIC, BROKEN, VICTIM OF, PR, AND CHEERLEADER= YOU

Even for a Thanosi this should be readily apparent now.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
A little predictable but yeah, lol.

Even I can't defend Lob.

Lob is the worst, I remember you joined the Kryptonian Council to destroy the house of el.

Your name will always be on the council walls.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
[B]CORNFED BONESMOKER=LordofBoystown

DIMINISHED DUMBASS= LordofBroken

THE PATHETIC, BROKEN, VICTIM OF, PR, AND CHEERLEADER= LordofBoise

Even for a Thanosi this should be readily apparent now. [/B]

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Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
[B]CORNFED BONESMOKER= T.I.

DIMINISHED DUMBASS= STILLBORNFORTHELOSS

THE PATHETIC, BROKEN, VICTIM OF, PR, AND CHEERLEADER= YOU

Even for a Thanosi this should be readily apparent now. [/B]

Is this how you interact with people irl ?

Superman while all out, Doomsday style, definitely.

Pre-Flashpoint Superman would beat Thanos in a slugfest, and DCnU is even stronger

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