Naked Snake(MGS3) vs Joel(Last of Us)

Started by Solid472 pages

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
joel will do this to big pu$$ys skull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQFxh4BCO6M

skip to 3:57

come back when big pu$$y doesnt get his @$$ beaten by a guy with zero skill like volgin


Gameplay mechanic.

Hell even Tess did that with a wooden club.

Come back when Joel doesn't struggle against featless untrained thugs.

Originally posted by Solid47
Joel got sneaked and was getting his ass handled to a thug in Pittsburg, If Ellie didn't interfered the fight Joel would have been killed.

He also got one shotted by a featless Firefly soldier at the end of the game.

Joel never faced anyone skilled in his game.

If you put Joel in MGS, almost 90% of it's cast would walk over Joel.

because they are stronger and more skilled than snake and big pu$$y phucktard

if you replace joel with snake or big vagina, they wouldnt even last 5 secs against a single runner, too fast and too strong for snake and big pu$$y 😂

Originally posted by Solid47
Gameplay mechanic.

Hell even Tess did that with a wooden club.

no thats joel legit ability

snake didnt even broke a freaking handcuff and big pu$$y barely could even lift a shutter

Originally posted by Solid47
Come back when Joel doesn't struggle against featless untrained thugs.
if you replace joel with snake or big vagina, they wouldnt even last 5 secs against a single runner, too fast and too strong for snake and big pu$$y

big pussy was unable to dodge a knife flying at 5m/s thrown by quiet

big pussy got absolutely trashed by pre parasite quiet someone ellie would pwn in less than 5 secs 😂

big pussy got one shotted by a black fatass called cunningham someone who pales in comparison to a random thug in tlou 😂

joel would just throw a brick or a bottle on big pussy and snakes slow @$$ skull and proceed to solo mgs barring rising

come back when big pussy doesnt get his @$$ beaten by 4 cannon fodders 😂

Originally posted by RadZoa
Big Boss/Naked Snake has already shown himself to have incredible slow speed and reflexes. If TLOU crew is armed and he's out in the open he's pretty much dead

Joel never showed any impressive speed or reaction.

Hell Joel nearly got his ass kicked by a thug in Pittsburg. Note that Joel doesn't have any worthwhile feats with guns either.

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
big pussy was unable to dodge a knife flying at 5m/s thrown by quiet

big pussy got absolutely trashed by pre parasite quiet someone ellie would pwn in less than 5 secs 😂

big pussy got one shotted by a black fatass called cunningham someone who pales in comparison to a random thug in tlou 😂

joel would just throw a brick or a bottle on big pussy and snakes slow @$$ skull and proceed to solo mgs barring rising

come back when big pussy doesnt get his @$$ beaten by 4 cannon fodders 😂


Joel got sneaked and was getting his ass handled to a thug in Pittsburg, If Ellie didn't interfered the fight Joel would have been killed.

He also got one shotted by a featless Firefly soldier at the end of the game.

Joel never faced anyone skilled in his game.

If you put Joel in MGS, almost 90% of it's cast would walk over Joel.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
It's still spite if you add them.

tzeentch debunked that snake has no better motor skills and reflexes than carl fredricksen or a fatass mcdojo instructor

a untrained 11 years old bully would kick snake and big boss asses togeter

Originally posted by NemeBro
So did Kojima rape your mother or something?

he is actually telling factual information dickhead 😐

snake and big boss have the most BASIC and TELEGRAPHED moves EVER. joel would have no throuble dodging and countering snake's blows to beat his ass 😂

their PIS aura can't save their asses here 😐

ask Tzeentch if joel wouldn't beat snake and john's ass toguether 😐