Kyp Durron vs. Thexan

Started by carthage2 pages

Kyp Durron vs. Thexan

I thought it'd be close

Who wins?

Round 1: Lightsabers only

Round 2: All out

Kyp dildos.

Originally posted by Deronn_solo
Kyp dildos.

Thexan sabers. Kyp all out

Bane dies in both rounds, 2 even easier.

Originally posted by Tondemonai
Thexan sabers.

Nah. Thexan hasn't done shit with a lightsaber that puts him above Durron.

Other than blitzing dozens of Jedi and Sith effortlessly? And fighting off Zakuulan Knights as a child? 😆

No different from Kyp stomping all over Yuuzham Vong Warriors, and mastering the art of Lightsaber dueling with only a month's worth of training?

Lets not even get into hype, so yeah, not seeing y Thexan is better at all, LAL.

Thexan blitzed dozens of Jedi + Sith?

That's news to me, as well. As far as I'm aware, Thexan has beaten Jedi/Sith with the backing of an army, but I don't recall him blitzing anything.

In the trailer we see him an Arcann standing alone among an army of corpses; Jedi and Sith alike littered about with ground troops as well

Thats not blitzing.

Perhaps not blitze, but they obviously defeated dozens of enemies and walked away with no visible injuries

*cough*so did Hoth*cough*

In the book?

Kyp still wrecks his shit.

Mismatch.

Ehh. Realistically I doubt Thexan's getting raped, but definitely going with Kyp, here.

Realistically, he has no feats, nor hype that puts him up there with someone who Force reserves can be favorably juxtaposed with Luke Skywalker as of the Dark Tide trilogy.

Thexan gets anally penetrated sans the Vaseline.

Originally posted by carthage
In the book?

"A second volley tore through the melee. The bolts ricocheted wildly as Sith and Jedi alike batted them aside, doing little real harm but adding to the chaos. Lord Hoth stood in the thickest of the fighting, hewing down foes foolish enough to come in range of his fierce weapon. His nostrils were filled with the greasy-sweet stench of charred flesh, and a wall of bodies was mounting around him. And still they kept coming, swarming over him like carrion beetles on a fresh kill, seeking to drag him down by sheer numbers.

Pernicar vanished beneath the sea of enemies, and Hoth redoubled his efforts to reach his fallen friend. He was unstoppable in his fury, like the devastating storms of the Maw itself."-POD

Originally posted by Deronn_solo
white noise

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