You there, a question...

I see you like poison, I too enjoy her.

Sweet monkey. BUTT cleavage!!! 😱

Have to be talented or flexible to show that level of cleavage.

Ever date anyone like that?

Not in that context, but a few have been flexible enough to put their legs behind their heads.

Nooice.
I liked dating athletic women back in the day...✅

I've gotten into more curvier chicks, on average they're less maintenance.

Ugh, I really have to memorize how to spell "maintenance", I always have to spellcheck, same with "restaurant".

Words are hard.

Yes they are.
Spell check has made me a lazier speller.

Funny thing is I used to be an ace speller, won some local bees and everything.

Since I've not written as much as I used to I'm rubbish with spelling.

Same, not bee good, but the guy others checked with when they couldnt spell a word.
Modern times, i tell you!

Hell, the other day some kid was following prompts on his phone and asked his dad (my friend) what a pound sign was.
His dad rolled his eyes and said "the hashtag". Kid smiled and pressed the key.
Modern times.

Kids don't know anything anymore.

On another board they don't even get pop culture references from the 90's, what the eff man?!

So its like any toon by Macfarlane. Nothing but pop refs that 90% of the audience won't get but. they are high so they will laugh and watch anyway.

The 90s are ancient history now. 🙁
I watched Project Almanac with one of my sons, and the main character went back to his child hood. Big difference was they had flip phones.
He looked at me and said if i went back to mine the world would be in black and white.

I used to think the old days were b&w too because all the pictures did'nt have colour.

That and hitting on Stegosaurus for blow jobs.

Wiiiiilma indeed.

Yabba Dabba DOO ME!

I typed a response but it was far too lewd for these decent folk here.

PM me, i'll PM Fly!

I'd really rather not in retrospect. Even I am disgusted by what I was going to say.