Thanos runs the following gauntlet...

Started by quanchi1127 pages

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Pretty much this.
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He's so afraid of me, he won't even post anymore.

Originally posted by Surtur
Thanos has resisted reality warping. He can attack you with psionics, he can vaporize you with energy blasts, he can transmute you into stone, he can control his entire molecular structure. I don't think Longshot is going to do much but get vaped.
Thanos can't control his structure at all. I don't know where this myth comes from. He can't change into a rabbit, nor can he stop himself from being vaporized from a very powerful being, or koed. He has bleed several times and didn't heal up instantly.

Longshot's powers backfires or stops working when he does evil or selfish things, or loses hope.

He basically alters the probability field and makes unlikely things actually happen.

He's a meta (and not a herald or above) because he can be selfish in his acts at times causing himself bad luck. He's not morally perfect.

If Thanos knows his powers then he can manipulate him into being selfish. But if he doesn't then the probability field would be in Longshot's favor.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Longshot's biggest villain is an overweight spider. Guy has accomplished jack shit in his comic career besides the occasional trip up.

If you're no limiting him then what's to stop Thanos from blowing up the planet which is actually within his power?


Clearly youve never read Longshot saves the MU. In that series he went up against the split halves of the inbetweener. One was aĺ chaos kne all order. He was more effectual than Dr Strange. And he did a shit load more than the "odd trip up".

Even so he's gone up against a lot more than what you suggest. For one thing hes had a bettle with Juģernaught where Juggs couldnt even touch him. Also the "overweight spider guy" is a highly magical entity from an extra dimensional and extratemporal realm. Ye basically wxists outside of time and space and can manipulate both, has psionic power to the degree he has mentally subjugated an entire world.

Given the fact that he is also Longshot's creator (along with the creator of Spiral, Quark and other powered beings from mojoworld) and responsible for giving them their powers, the fact that Longshot handles him easily (even when he has amnesia and is unaware of his power and how to use it which is often as Mojo wipes him mind a lot) is quite a statement.

Which brings me to the point thT all the low showings you refer to are of a mind wiped Longshot who hasnt learned how to use his power (just instinct). A plot device used to keeo him low tier, because when he knows he defeats armies from Mojoworld single handed.

Originally posted by Surtur
It seems like Longshot has to activate it though to get more potent effects, right? It's not a passive thing? Since you see his eyes flaring up in those scans, indicating he is using his power.

To do high end feats yes. He naturally has a good luck field around him which is why even when amnesiac he's almost impossible to hit. He also has a degree of instictual use (reflex action) which makes some slightly better luck.

The statement that he can oush his luck to far has it wrong also. Becasue he bends probability when he makes thinges that are extremely improbable occur that means a counter effect has to happen somewhere. For him makjng his luck that good someone else gets hit with really bad luck. The key example of this was a stunt woman he was sharing a flat with in Hollywood. His extreme changes of probabikty caused to to get killed. So its possible that a lot of memebers of the low.meta tier get killed by bad luck to balance out bis good.

The downside of his ability is he can never use it for personal gain, when he tries it just goes haywire.nif he uses it to try and get something for himself no go. For example when he was hungry and wanted to luck himslef being given a meal the food truck exploded.

On the mid meta tier I'd be more worried about the likes of Dr Occult with his disk that can redirect energy or Black Knight who's ebony blade does also. These two alone ca turn any attack Thanos makes right back at him.

Originally posted by Delta1938
😆 Really? These happened? If so, Longshot is ****ing hax.
I remember two of those three things happening. I can't remember the magneto one though.

I posted the magneto one. He's on the phone to Charles, then sneezes.

Originally posted by zopzop
Et tu, LoB? 🙁

You got caught in the crossfire, ZopZop.

THE HOUSE OF EL ACCEPTS YOU!!!!

The House of Smell does not exist anymore, dummy.

And you were never its leader anyway.

Originally posted by quanchi112
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You've been reduced to cheerleading the avatar of INCEST, CORWARDICE, and REDNECK IDIOCY across the internet.

Even for a pathetic, Thanosi, like you it's a new low!

Originally posted by beatboks
Clearly youve never read Longshot saves the MU. In that series he went up against the split halves of the inbetweener. One was aĺ chaos kne all order. He was more effectual than Dr Strange. And he did a shit load more than the "odd trip up".

Even so he's gone up against a lot more than what you suggest. For one thing hes had a bettle with Juģernaught where Juggs couldnt even touch him. Also the "overweight spider guy" is a highly magical entity from an extra dimensional and extratemporal realm. Ye basically wxists outside of time and space and can manipulate both, has psionic power to the degree he has mentally subjugated an entire world.

Given the fact that he is also Longshot's creator (along with the creator of Spiral, Quark and other powered beings from mojoworld) and responsible for giving them their powers, the fact that Longshot handles him easily (even when he has amnesia and is unaware of his power and how to use it which is often as Mojo wipes him mind a lot) is quite a statement.

Which brings me to the point thT all the low showings you refer to are of a mind wiped Longshot who hasnt learned how to use his power (just instinct). A plot device used to keeo him low tier, because when he knows he defeats armies from Mojoworld single handed.

All the low showings I referred to are from Longshot saves the MU, and just Mojo sucking, so...

Here let me beef out Longshot saves the MU a little more so it sounds more impressive:

A Cosmic Cube, alternate IGs, vampires, Teddy Bears and the fate of the multiverse and all revolve around one unlikely man with a cool new 'do;

Longshot!

What happens when the luckiest man in the world is down on his luck? When whacky meets random, you're going to find out!

With blackface, whiteface, mulatto face, and David Spade as Longshot!

Find out what happens when one man just needs to get lucky!

*this film is not yet rated

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
[B]You've been reduced to cheerleading the avatar of INCEST, CORWARDICE, and REDNECK IDIOCY across the internet.

Even for a pathetic, Thanosi, like you it's a new low! [/B]

Nah.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
The House of Smell does not exist anymore, dummy.

And you were never its leader anyway.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
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Now you're holding STILLBORNFORTHELOSS' pom poms.

You are truly a broken man.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
All the low showings I referred to are from Longshot saves the MU, and just Mojo sucking, so...

Here let me beef out Longshot saves the MU a little more so it sounds more impressive:

A Cosmic Cube, alternate IGs, vampires, Teddy Bears and the fate of the multiverse and all revolve around one unlikely man with a cool new 'do;

Longshot!

What happens when the luckiest man in the world is down on his luck? When whacky meets random, you're going to find out!

With blackface, whiteface, mulatto face, and David Spade as Longshot!

Find out what happens when one man just needs to get lucky!

*this film is not yet rated

Sounds fruity as f*ck.

96% on RottenTomatoes

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
[B]Now you're holding STILLBORNFORTHELOSS' pom poms.

You are truly a broken man. [/B]

You broke your own house. They turned on you and slit your throat.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
You got caught in the crossfire, ZopZop.

[B]THE HOUSE OF EL ACCEPTS YOU!!!! [/B]


You forgive him for thinking you would ever want to be a part of that stinking house?

Originally posted by quanchi112
You broke your own house. They turned on you and slit your throat.

DAMN FOOL!!!!!

STILLBORNFORTHELOSS and TIME, THE INBRED, MONGREL, were so DESPERATE, WEAK, and PATHETIC that they needed a group to go against me.

Their JOKE of a group had NOTHING to do with Superman Fandom and was an ANTI-LOB GROUP.

The MORON that is Stillborn ADMITTED to it publicly!!!

THE HOUSE OF EL RULES KMC!!!

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
The House of Smell does not exist anymore, dummy.

And you were never its leader anyway.

😂😂