Hulk -Vs- Superman

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I bet Hulk would call Clark "underwear-on-the-outside-man" 😛

Red undies man

They'd be more red than usual after taking a punch from the Hulk.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
They'd be more red than usual after taking a punch from the Hulk.

Originally posted by carver9
How many yrs ago was that when he wrote Hulk?

He said Superman would beat Hulk by calming him. Basically being a wimp. I agree with Superman winning under those conditions.

PAD is much more associated with Hulk than Pak can ever hope to be.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Iirc he said Superman will win because well he is superman and superman always finds a way 👆

He also said that whoever he is writings for wins, when he was writing superman 👆

Peter david outright said Superman will win.

Sorry Carver

Wrong!!! He said Superman would find a way to CALM Hulk down.

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=54828

He then say if Superman is with an amped, Super doomed then Hulk will win. Sad that even with an Amp he stands no chance against Hulk.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Does it matters?

PAD is much more associated with Hulk than Pak can ever hope to be.

Yes. It does matter.

Associated with Classic Hulk.

Hulk is Hulk, I thought?

Looks like my troll has came in.

Originally posted by carver9
Looks like my troll has came

You made him came, so he did.

ps. come - came - come

But I understand main forum language is carvglish, so it's ok to use "has came"

Originally posted by carver9
Yes. It does matter.

Associated with Classic Hulk.

He redefined hulk. He is the creator of the modern "healing factor with multiple personality" hulk.

You don't know shit about Hulk as a character. You only care about the feats.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
ps. come - came - come

But I understand main forum language is carvglish, so it's ok to use "has came"

I seen rage.

👆

Originally posted by carver9
Wrong!!! He said Superman would find a way to CALM Hulk down.

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=54828

He then say if Superman is with an amped, Super doomed then Hulk will win. Sad that even with an Amp he stands no chance against Hulk.

If Superman calms the hulk will he win? Yes? Good 👆

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
If Superman calms the hulk will he win? Yes? Good 👆

He will calm the Hulk with a super bj.

💃

Originally posted by carver9
Pak already said Hulk would beat Superman in a real fight. Hell, Pak said Hulk would beat an amped Superman and Pak is currently writing Supes.

In addition to what others have said, Jurgens(I think it was) said Superman is millions of times stronger than Thor. Hulk is not millions of times stronger than Thor. Therefore by Carter Logic, Superman is way the **** stronger than Hulk.

Great job Bootsie.

Originally posted by carver9
How many yrs ago was that when he wrote Hulk?

He said Superman would beat Hulk by calming him. Basically being a wimp. I agree with Superman winning under those conditions.

It just occurred to me the reason you're such a Hulk fanboy is he fulfills a fantasy. Scrawny wimp becoming big and strong to beat his bullies that previously beat him. It's ok Carter, you're an adult now. You can buy a taser!!

Originally posted by riv6672
No, you arent.
What you (and your friends) are, is making jokes at Carver's expense, because you're all unashamedly biased, and this thread is another opportunity for a good ol' boy arent we smart pat on the back session.
It hardly makes any of you look good. It makes your favorite character look worse.

I'll leave it at that (no more posts in here), as i dont feel like being banned, and this type of thread usually winds up locked, once the good ol' boys get insulted one too many times by the posters they bait in the first place.
Just remember, because there are characters stronger, faster, smarter, more durable than Superman, doesnt mean he's not the most powerful.
He's the complete package.
He's SuperMAN, btw, not SUPERman.

If you're so confident that Hulk is stronger, how about we BZ Hulk's strength vs Pre-FLASHPOINT Superman's?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He will calm the Hulk with a super bj.

💃

He ain't Iron fist 😖hifty:

Fixed

Originally posted by carver9
Looks like my bully has came in.

That sounds kinky.

Dorksaint is the reason why Carver holds so much rage

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Fixed

That sounds kinky.

Dorksaint is the reason why Carver holds so much rage

'Cuz DS is all "Wam, BAM, thank ya ma'am" and doesn't care if Carter is satisfied?