Silver Surfer vs Green Lantern

What's wrong with it though? Tell me why it's not a speed feat when Amazo was still fast enough to dodge Superman (when all lassoed up)?

Because Batman and Hal attacked from behind, Superman attacked head on. Theres a difference.

So 😂 ?

Yep, they snuck him from the back which is completely different than attacking someone up front, which is what Superman attempted to do.

Originally posted by carver9
Yep, they snuck him from the back which is completely different than attacking someone up front, which is what Superman attempted to do.

Were they not all in a fight?

This is going to be hilarious....

Yes, after Wonder Woman blitzed him. Then he got backstabbed by the rest of the JLA.

Lmao so many, many things (well, three) wrong with your posts. Shall I list all of them?

If you start with him getting backstabbed, then yes.

Originally posted by carver9
If you start with him getting backstabbed, then yes.

Lmao.

Ok, there are three wrong things with your post - so address all three.

1. He is tied up, and has Flash's speed. Are you telling me if you were tied up and had Flash's speed, and a human level Batman/GL were hacking your legs off, you wouldn't be able to resist....because your upper body was tied up?? Because they were behind you? You can't feel the laser/chainsaw sloooooowllly cutting your legs off?

How stupid would you be?

2. Amazo was attacked from the back by WW, lmao, so all of your arguments should also apply to her:

If you argue somehow that going behind a Flash-level opponent is enough for a human to take them unaware, then...WW did that, and it is not really a speed feat for her

3. This you, with the Hulk vs Thanos fight?

Originally posted by carver9
It wasn't a cheap shot. When you're in a fight, cheap shots doesn't exist.

They were in a fight. Fight starts, and the JL are facing Amazo:

WW goes behind him, lassoes him up. Superman flies directly at him. Batman and Hal go for the legs.

BUT HE IS IN A FIGHT. Like you say, there are no cheap shots in a fight. ESPECIALLY if you have Batman's prep and Flash's speed. Hal grabbing him would be in suuuuuuuper sloooooowwww mooooootttioooooonnnn, agree?

Not to mention, THE JLA WERE FACING HIM. Batman and Hal going behind him would be in slow motion, lmao.

Assuming he had Flash's speed.

There you go. Three points.

Carver, hello!

Hello!

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lmao.

Ok, there are three wrong things with your post - so address all three.

1. He is tied up, and has Flash's speed. Are you telling me if you were tied up and had Flash's speed, and a human level Batman/GL were hacking your legs off, you wouldn't be able to resist....because your upper body was tied up?? Because they were behind you? You can't feel the laser/chainsaw sloooooowllly cutting your legs off?

[b]How stupid would you be?

2. Amazo was attacked from the back by WW, lmao, so all of your arguments should also apply to her:

If you argue somehow that going behind a Flash-level opponent is enough for a human to take them unaware, then...WW did that, and it is not really a speed feat for her

3. This you, with the Hulk vs Thanos fight?

They were in a fight. Fight starts, and the JL are facing Amazo:

WW goes behind him, lassoes him up. Superman flies directly at him. Batman and Hal go for the legs.

BUT HE IS IN A FIGHT. Like you say, there are no cheap shots in a fight. ESPECIALLY if you have Batman's prep and Flash's speed. Hal grabbing him would be in suuuuuuuper sloooooowwww mooooootttioooooonnnn, agree?

Not to mention, THE JLA WERE FACING HIM. Batman and Hal going behind him would be in slow motion, lmao.

Assuming he had Flash's speed.

There you go. Three points. [/B]

Your entire argument is flawed because WW was in FRONT of him and then blitzed beside him and tied him up. The rest of the JLA jumped him from behind, not from the front. The rest of your post is just you ignoring comic book nature and applying real world semantics to something that isn't even real. You should think like this with all fights.

Originally posted by carver9
Your entire argument is flawed because WW was in FRONT of him and then blitzed beside him and tied him up. The rest of the JLA jumped him from behind, not from the front. The rest of your post is just you ignoring comic book nature and applying real world semantics to something that isn't even real. You should think like this with all fights.

He's not even looking at her when she ties him up. She snuck attacked him, as per your logic, then it doesn't count. They were ALL in front of him:

So you are now arguing it was PIS? Hmmm.

Originally posted by abhilegend
After losing the argument, this little biatch is resorting to insults as always.

What a ****ing retard lmao

Friendly advice though. If you want to continue, I suggest the following: Talk to him first in PMs (or via internal monologue). Then recompose yourself. Then empty your sh1t-filled diaper. Slip into some fresh diapers. Double-up on the diapers.

Then proceed to extend this abjectly futile conversation. kinda

Originally posted by ODG
Your white knight, qwertyuiop1998, has already revealed the deconstruction I was surreptitiously cornering you towards. I would've figured there'd be little point in continuing further. Apparently not?

Friendly advice though. If you want to continue, I suggest the following: Talk to him first in PMs (or via internal monologue). Then recompose yourself. Then empty your sh1t-filled diaper. Slip into some fresh diapers. Double-up on the diapers.

Then proceed to extend this abjectly futile conversation. kinda

Run away, little coward.

Originally posted by ODG
^ Let's be clear, are you suggesting that the only power source for the Miracle Machine's first feat was Hal's willpower?

Originally posted by abhilegend
How many times do you need to be confirmed the same thing?

Originally posted by ODG
^ So why aren't you recognizing that what powered the Miracle Machine in the first instance was the iota of GL energy in Hal's ring?

Originally posted by abhilegend
!@#$@#$^@$%^ STOP BULLYING ME #@$%@#$%^@#$^@#$^ I DON'T LIKE SH1TTING MYSELF THIS OFTEN @Q#$%#$%&

By all means, let's continue.

Originally posted by ODG
I mean, I'm pretty sure this is where we left off in our "conversation. kinda

By all means, let's continue.

Originally posted by abhilegend
You literally posted this lol.

Where is the mention of luck dial or anti matter battery as power sources?

We were here before you shat in your panties and ran away.

^ Oh, sorry my biting commentary didn't agree with you. Once you're done mopping up the sh1t and blood out of your triple-reinforced diapers, let's proceed from here, shall we?

Originally posted by ODG
Let's be clear, are you suggesting that the only power source for the Miracle Machine's first feat was Hal's willpower?

Originally posted by abhilegend
How many times do you need to be confirmed the same thing?

Originally posted by ODG
^ So why aren't you recognizing that what powered the Miracle Machine in the first instance was the iota of GL energy in Hal's ring?

i'd reckon john stewart would beat surfer as well

even mid tier lantern like jessica cruz could get a couple wins

Did ODG just post a quote that he said it's Hal's ring with little energy powered the machine, which still means Hal(per forum rules) himself would be able to do that?
Like I said before

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
Isn't Hal's ring a default equipment in this forum?
So does it really matter whether or not it's Hal's ring is the source here? Since it ultimately just comes down to is Hal did that and can be used in the forum?

Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
I.E, even if the case is Hal's ring powers the Miracle Machine...it still just shows how powerful Hal is. As even with a little energy of his ring, he can power the Miracle Machine

That...hardly sounds like surreptitiously cornering Abhi...more like ODG didn't think through before making the argument