OWAW Sundipped Superman vs Mad Jim Jaspers

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OWAW Sundipped Superman vs Mad Jim Jaspers

Who wins

Why OWAW Superman of course. He blinks, MJJ just plain doesn't exist anymore. Then for no reason whatsoever Lucifer Morningstar shows up and Superman beats him up and ties him to a lamp post.

He then runs out that night to get some milk for Lois, and on his way home he defeats pre retcon Beyonder..before calling it a day. Just an average Tuesday for ol' Supes. I mean the only question is if he can defeat Jaspers without accidentally destroying all of existence in the process, the dude is just so powerful you never know..all of reality just might cease to exist until Superman wills it.

Originally posted by Surtur
Why OWAW Superman of course. He blinks, MJJ just plain doesn't exist anymore. Then for no reason whatsoever Lucifer Morningstar shows up and Superman beats him up and ties him to a lamp post.

You know you just opened a whole of hurt for yourself right?

Anyway, no true Superman fan can ever give a legitimate reason of Superman winning this fight.

The only Superman that can beat MJJ is Cosmic Armor Superman.

Originally posted by SquallX
You know you just opened a whole of hurt for yourself right?

Well hey I'm sorry if Lucifer fans don't like the fact he comes in a distant second to Superman. It's like being upset that 1+1=2. These are just immutable facts of reality.

Originally posted by Surtur
Why OWAW Superman of course. He blinks, MJJ just plain doesn't exist anymore. Then for no reason whatsoever Lucifer Morningstar shows up and Superman beats him up and ties him to a lamp post.

He then runs out that night to get some milk for Lois, and on his way home he defeats pre retcon Beyonder..before calling it a day. Just an average Tuesday for ol' Supes. I mean the only question is if he can defeat Jaspers without accidentally destroying all of existence in the process, the dude is just so powerful you never know..all of reality just might cease to exist until Superman wills it.

You're crying here, too?

Originally posted by Galan007
You're crying here, too?

I know damn, you got a hanky for me?

But anyways, you forgot to say that Superman wins.

Kmc is a site where grown men come to cry.

These are happy tears though. I've been waiting years for Superman to surpass God. It has finally happened..well, like 20 years ago, but who knew?

Those poor misguided souls who think pre crisis Superman is crazily overpowered..they just don't know.

Originally posted by Galan007
You're crying here, too?

😂

Those are CBR tears BTW.

Abhi you forgot to say Superman wins.

Originally posted by abhilegend
😂

Those are CBR tears BTW.

You cry on an hourly basis so you don't have any room to talk.

Originally posted by Surtur
Well hey I'm sorry if Lucifer fans don't like the fact he comes in a distant second to Superman. It's like being upset that 1+1=2. These are just immutable facts of reality.

You're joking right?

We might as well stop making Superman threads and just make a "who CAN'T Superman beat" thread. I bet it would consist of like..4-5 characters out of all comics, hell if we included all of fiction we could probably increase the list to maybe like 8 people. It would be a time saver.

Originally posted by SquallX
You're joking right?
It is obvious he is being sarcastic.

Originally posted by Surtur
Abhi you forgot to say Superman wins.

I did? Oh yes!!!!

Don't kill me Superman!

Originally posted by abhilegend
I did? Oh yes!!!!

Don't kill me Superman!

I'm sorry, but if you are even within like 20,000 miles of Superman just the act of him breathing would probably liquefy all your internal organs. Everytime Superman has a nightmare it causes an extinction level even. The JLA spends trillions upon trillions of dollars on tech just to keep Superman from accidentally obliterating everything.

Originally posted by Surtur
We might as well stop making Superman threads and just make a "who CAN'T Superman beat" thread. I bet it would consist of like..4-5 characters out of all comics, hell if we included all of fiction we could probably increase the list to maybe like 8 people. It would be a time saver.

👆

Without Sun Dip, Superman pulls a majority. With Sun Dip, Superman was above Imperiex Prime who is above every living embodiment in DC universe. His Probes were taking out gods and base Superman and Doomsday dropped them with ease. Imagine the power Sun Dip Superman have. Either way, this is a stomp.

Yeah, a sundipped Superman would pretty much be like an infinity gauntlet wielder on steroids. That is if a sun can even handle his power without exploding the moment it touches his skin from the sheer aura of his power.

Originally posted by Surtur
I'm sorry, but if you are even within like 20,000 miles of Superman just the act of him breathing would probably liquefy all your internal organs. Everytime Superman has a nightmare it causes an extinction level even. The JLA spends trillions upon trillions of dollars on tech just to keep Superman from accidentally obliterating everything.

Wow, you really are upset?

Let it go dude.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Wow, you really are upset?

Let it go dude.

Yep, those few sarcastic sentences clearly point to emotional trauma. I guess you somewhat know how I feel, right? I'm sure a tiny piece of your soul dies every time you read a Silver Surfer comic.

It's okay man we can create a support system for each other.