So I'm not fine, eh?
Look around you. Look at this great world of chaotic entertainment I have created for you.
*gets on bar stool and stretches out his hands*
I built a bar with these two bare hands, I stood alone when I built it, mocked by all and yet all I have made and done has finally given meaning to your pitiful little lives.
Now bow before me and DECLARE ME EMPEROR!!!!!
*ring ring*
Hello? Oh, sorry. I'll be right there. *hangs up phone*
Sorry guys, gotta go. I'm late for my meeting with my analist.