World Breaker Hulk, Silver Surfer, Thanos and Thor vs PC Superman

WBH, Thor , SS and Thanos are playing poker.

Thanos takes a batroom break while waiting World breaker Hulk, Silver Surfer and Thor are b1tching and moaning on the feats Post Crisis Superman has. PC Superman pases by and sniffs some 5 D sneezing magical powder which causes him to sneeze uncontrollably on the direction of WBH, Thor and Silver Sufer while Thanos is returning from his bathroom break.

What happens then?

WBH punch Superman head off for looking like a weirdo in spandex with a 1960 front curl.

How is he going to do that when he got killed accidentally by said weirdo in spandex with a 1960 front culr? 😂

Never. His combat fts doesn't warrant anything like that happening. Especially since we've seen on panel regular ole Savage Hulk flash koing Pre Crisis Superman. Lets not derail this thread. I said my peace, lets leave it at that.

😂 bad argument is this a combat feat? 🧑‍⚕️

And do you mean that non fight of supes vs hulk? You know the one in which hulk is treated like a child

His nasal passages alone are durable enough to contain solar system destroying force, but the b-itch ass WBH (relatively that is) is going to punch his head off? lol

Originally posted by CosmicComet
His nasal passages alone are durable enough to contain solar system destroying force, but the b-itch ass WBH (relatively that is) is going to punch his head off? lol

Logic is not kind to Carver

Pretty much nobody in this group but Thanos even belongs in a fight against PC Supes.

Plus nobody enjoys getting sneezed on. But let me put it to you another way. One of the people in that group has been physically beaten to death by Thanos, and rather quickly too it didn't take hours. PC Superman has more strength in his pinky then Thanos has in his entire body. Hell Thor with the friggin power gem managed to merely given Thanos a bloody nose.

Hulk is..well, he is Hulk. PC Superman could live a thousand lifetimes in the time it takes Hulk to blink.

Now if you were asking if the super sneeze itself would destroy the group then eh..it's not like all that force was concentrated into a small area.

Originally posted by Surtur

Hulk is..well, he is Hulk. PC Superman could live a thousand lifetimes in the time it takes Hulk to blink.

Now if you were asking if the super sneeze itself would destroy the group then eh..it's not like all that force was concentrated into a small area.

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PC Superman was contained by Lex using a flash light and some springs lol. The team wreck him.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El

Pre, not Post.

Threadstart fail 😛

Originally posted by Insane Titan
PC Superman was contained by Lex using a flash light and some springs lol. The team wreck him.

Isn't that the same Lex who could build a time machine out of random stuff he found in prison? Though he might of had outside knowledge.

But either way one problem: nobody here is equipped with a flashlight.

Superman dresses like he's ready for a gay parade 24/7.
As superman is about to sneeze he decides to save the earth by any means possible and the only a answer is to plug his orifices. Superman super sucks hulks dick and Thor and surfer plug his nostrils. Thor calls for Thanos to complete the sealing. Thanos promptly rushes out the restroom and easily slides his ig laden fist into superman's anus.
This was all a gay agenda by superman and the team quickly realized it after Thanos caught abhi, rao, and delta masturbating in a corner of the room. Superman then pranced away and swoops up his masturbating sycophants to the fortress of solitude in preparation of hours of bondage and slave sex. In which abhi endures regular choking and anal probing by large, jagged pieces of kryptonite

Originally posted by Raisen
Superman dresses like he's ready for a gay parade 24/7.
As superman is about to sneeze he decides to save the earth by any means possible and the only a answer is to plug his orifices. Superman super sucks hulks dick and Thor and surfer plug his nostrils. Thor calls for Thanos to complete the sealing. Thanos promptly rushes out the restroom and easily slides his ig laden fist into superman's anus.
This was all a gay agenda by superman and the team quickly realized it after Thanos caught abhi, rao, and delta masturbating in a corner of the room. Superman then pranced away and swoops up his masturbating sycophants to the fortress of solitude in preparation of hours of bondage and slave sex. In which abhi endures regular choking and anal probing by large, jagged pieces of kryptonite

Dude! Keep me out of your vivid gay fantasies.

Lol

Originally posted by Surtur
Pretty much nobody in this group but Thanos even belongs in a fight against PC Supes.

Plus nobody enjoys getting sneezed on. But let me put it to you another way. One of the people in that group has been physically beaten to death by Thanos, and rather quickly too it didn't take hours. PC Superman has more strength in his pinky then Thanos has in his entire body. Hell Thor with the friggin power gem managed to merely given Thanos a bloody nose.

Hulk is..well, he is Hulk. PC Superman could live a thousand lifetimes in the time it takes Hulk to blink.

Now if you were asking if the super sneeze itself would destroy the group then eh..it's not like all that force was concentrated into a small area.

If the sneeze spread across a solar system.did that, the sneeze concentrated in a small area will be worse.

Yes I agree PC Superman has more power in his pinky than Thanos 🙂

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
I'm really sick and tired of your Superman agenda.

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Is not like I spent pages and pages trying to disprove Thor or Superman feats, so no agenda here buddy, everyone knows who wins this one 😉

Originally posted by Surtur
Isn't that the same Lex who could build a time machine out of random stuff he found in prison? Though he might of had outside knowledge.

But either way one problem: nobody here is equipped with a flashlight.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Pre, not Post.

Threadstart fail 😛

Nope I did it on purpose "they are b1tching and moaning about POST crisis feats", then PRE crisis comes along and sneezes them into oblivion 😛

All of Superman's low feats in the PC era were due to his mental state.

He ANNIHILATES the Marvel scum!