The Witch

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The Witch

This movie is making some buzz among critic circles. Has an 87% Rotten Tomatoes score.

I saw it. It was cringey at parts (in a bad way...like watching your autistic cousin try to hit on your attractive cousin). It is like Eggers tried too hard.

There are some good parts.

Also, Eggers likes naked children. Or he hates them. Can't tell.

To me, it is not worth watching. Concept is great. Wonderful. But executed terribly.

YouTube video

Enjoy it if you want to cringe at "trying too hard" edgy horror.

A lot of horror movies suffer from "trying to hard" these days. Fake frights & unnecessary gore seem to replace a good storyline these days.

I've heard good things, but also that it's nothing very epic like they hype leads it to be.

Yeah, I've heard of this one and want to see it at some point.

I think I read that Stephen King supposedly claimed it scared the crap out him. You know how those sorts of endorsements are, though... often times it's just hype.

I may see this tomorrow. Hmmmm. I feel like I'll also be disappointed. The one review said it was good but more of a psychological thriller not a horror film.

Just saw it... I'd give it a 7/10.

Like has been said - great concept, but the execution was... not great. Definitely creepy/disturbing at parts, but overall... *shrug*

Originally posted by |King Joker|
Just saw it... I'd give it a 7/10.

Like has been said - great concept, but the execution was... not great. Definitely creepy/disturbing at parts, but overall... *shrug*

Arent you too young for r movies ?

If my dad buys my tickets I'm all good, broski. 🙂

Can't wait to see this. Looks very good.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Arent you too young for r movies ?

LOL

Blatantly trolling for underage boys again!

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
LOL

Blatantly trolling for underage boys again!

Look you date them I'm just worried they are seeing r rated films without their parents permission.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Look you date them I'm just worried they are seeing r rated films without their parents permission.

HAHAHAHA

So now you're the self appointed Uncle Figure of all the young posters here on KMC?

Oh that's not creepy at all!

Originally posted by quanchi112
Arent you too young for r movies ?

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
LOL

Blatantly trolling for underage boys again!

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
HAHAHAHA

So now you're the self appointed Uncle Figure of all the young posters here on KMC?

Oh that's not creepy at all!

Making a comment to something he volunteered is making conversation. You dated an underage girl. Creep. All out of your own mouth.

seen it not too bad. Cinematography was awesome some of the shots were very unnerving. The only negative i found was the heavy dialect. There were often times when i just can't understand or hear exactly what they are saying lol.

I thought this movie was great, IMO the atmosphere and feel of the film was scary, as opposed to the "jump" shit most people look for when you go watch something like Paranormal Activity.

might pass and wait a while when nobody else is in the theater lol

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
...as opposed to the "jump" shit most people look for when you go watch something like Paranormal Activity.

I hate that shit.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Making a comment to something he volunteered is making conversation. You dated an underage girl. Creep. All out of your own mouth.

This is a movie thread & you're comment wasn't focused on the movie but the young age of the poster.
Then you try & hide behind that you're concerned he's doing something behind his father's back?

Would his father approve of a 36 yr old male stranger on the Internet being " concerned" about his son?

Spin it anyway you want dude, I'm like the 4th poster on this board that's noticed your creepy obsession with the younger males here.

And keep ignoring the fact, Quan. I never dated an under age girl.
She was 18 months past the age of consent & 6 months shy of legally being considered an adult. Spin it anyway you want. You're still wrong.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
This is a movie thread & you're comment wasn't focused on the movie but the young age of the poster.
Then you try & hide behind that you're concerned he's doing something behind his father's back?

Would his father approve of a 36 yr old male stranger on the Internet being " concerned" about his son?

Spin it anyway you want dude, I'm like the 4th poster on this board that's noticed your creepy obsession with the younger males here.

And keep ignoring the fact, Quan. I never dated an under age girl.
She was 18 months past the age of consent & 6 months shy of legally being considered an adult. Spin it anyway you want. You're still wrong.

Dude, you're a creep. Let it go.

Back on topic. Saw the witch. Terrible film.