Breaking News: Hillary Clinton is at an armed stand off with police

Not all the information is in yet but apparently the police were dispatched to a Chipotle to arrest Hillary for her email crimes. She withdrew a handgun and took a hostage.

😂

tee hee

She should thank them. At least she won't be shitting blood tonight.

From that pic above looks like she is.

If this is fake, the thread is getting closed.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
If this is fake, the thread is getting closed.

not fake, but even if it was why would you come on here just to write that?

oh shit. she just killed the hostage and took another. there's some guy using his phone to stream video and she apparently shiit her phucking pants.

this is crazy. her pant suit is shiit stained

LMFAO

don't laugh dude. this is all over the news. just turn your television on.
she phucking shiit her orange pant suit. its leaking down and looks like black stripes.
my god this woman needs to stop drinking. black shiit is a sign of internal bleeding. her pant suit looks like a jumpsuit now.

oh shiit. breaking news. hillary just disrobed and the shiit is filling her cottage cheese thighs. this is incredible

lol

damn. as a catholic person. a person who tries and fail regularly at being christ-like....i like sanders. he is a good man but a little naive. i like kasich. i like carson.
i see good people who arent good to be a president.

Ha! Donald Trump has been taking people hostage for years. He is friends with hundreds of hostages he has taken. That and they are all LIARS!

He just said so on twitter.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Ha! Donald Trump has been taking people hostage for years. He is friends with hundreds of hostages he has taken. That and they are all LIARS!

He just said so on twitter. [/B]

wtf?

Its True! Donald would release an official statement but he has hundreds of statements and they are all very complicated.

That and Bernie Sanders just took himself hostage.

BREAKNG NEWS: Hillary just killed herself

START DECAPTIATING THE DEAD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

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