I'm just going to come out and say it, I hate h1 as much as it's possible to hate someone on the internet. I wish nothing but the worst for him and a sudden disappearance wouldn't be enough to keep me satisfied. If I could wish for one super power in the world it would be teleportation, and 60 percent of the time it would be to load up a massive right hook so I could coldcock him clean in the liver after every post that annoys me. When he's writhing in agony on the floor I would push as hard as I could to leave a poop nugget, which I would smear into his floor by dragging his body over it. Then I'd spin around really hard and just start pissing where I stop before I leave.
No offense intended.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTWThe biggest thing is people keep quoting him too. That's like going to a halfway house and trying to discuss the stock market with the first creature that sucks on your finger.
Yeah, h1 has always been pissing people off left and right. Even when he's not using his Math Cosmic powers.
Originally posted by One Big Mob
I'm just going to come out and say it, I hate h1 as much as it's possible to hate someone on the internet. I wish nothing but the worst for him and a sudden disappearance wouldn't be enough to keep me satisfied. If I could wish for one super power in the world it would be teleportation, and 60 percent of the time it would be to load up a massive right hook so I could coldcock him clean in the liver after every post that annoys me. When he's writhing in agony on the floor I would push as hard as I could to leave a poop nugget, which I would smear into his floor by dragging his body over it. Then I'd spin around really hard and just start pissing where I stop before I leave.No offense intended.
😂 😂 😂
Originally posted by One Big Mob
Carver in real life is probably like a boxer. I don't know if anyone has boxers here, but they lose their shit.When Carver sees something he likes, he starts walking sideways, doing spins and hopping around. Everytime he breaks his laptop his mom runs into the room to beat him with a newspaper because she has to go back to the store to get it fixed. He stays in the car with the windows cracked and he wiggles his nub everytime he sees his mom point at him to explain her situation to the employee.
😆 too ****ing brutal man.
Originally posted by One Big Mob
I'm just going to come out and say it, I hate h1 as much as it's possible to hate someone on the internet. I wish nothing but the worst for him and a sudden disappearance wouldn't be enough to keep me satisfied. If I could wish for one super power in the world it would be teleportation, and 60 percent of the time it would be to load up a massive right hook so I could coldcock him clean in the liver after every post that annoys me. When he's writhing in agony on the floor I would push as hard as I could to leave a poop nugget, which I would smear into his floor by dragging his body over it. Then I'd spin around really hard and just start pissing where I stop before I leave.No offense intended.
I thought the one about carver was bad.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
100% KMC canon.I hope Mungi is collecting them for the new KMC Handbook limited edition.
The Official Handbook of the KMC Universe (2016): carver9
Lol...Bran will stop. It's a phase that use to be far worse than what it is now. He is slowly but surely pulling away from me. First it was Colossus Big C, now it's me (don't know why). Someone else will get that amazing attention. I'm just sitting back with pop corn waiting for it to happen.
Originally posted by carver9Carver I used to debate comics with you... and insult you. Now I stopped reading comics so the next logical step is to skip the debating.
Lol...Bran will stop. It's a phase that use to be far worse than what it is now. He is slowly but surely pulling away from me. First it was Colossus Big C, now it's me (don't know why). Someone else will get that amazing attention. I'm just sitting back with pop corn waiting for it to happen.
I don't even think big c and me spoke much. But you... the second I locked eyes with you I told myself that I will bring your morale down one post at a time. When you're in that big insane asylum for biting off 10 dicks in a bukakke, tell em Bran sent you. Then get into a long conversation about KMC to assure a permanent stay in the asylum
Originally posted by One Big Mob
I'm just going to come out and say it, I hate h1 as much as it's possible to hate someone on the internet. I wish nothing but the worst for him and a sudden disappearance wouldn't be enough to keep me satisfied. If I could wish for one super power in the world it would be teleportation, and 60 percent of the time it would be to load up a massive right hook so I could coldcock him clean in the liver after every post that annoys me. When he's writhing in agony on the floor I would push as hard as I could to leave a poop nugget, which I would smear into his floor by dragging his body over it. Then I'd spin around really hard and just start pissing where I stop before I leave.No offense intended.
😆 😂 😆
I want to say I feel the same, but I'll have to think about it being that I can't take him seriously 99% of the time.