Originally posted by carver9
Dont understand why people say I am an easy target when I do the same thing everyone else does here. Guess its meant for me to be confused. I post to crush people feelings in a debate... some people cant handle that. Whatever... I thought about it and I'm still lost on how I am a target when my goals are primarily to rip spleens out via debating.
U dont really crush people though. You're almost h1 level delusional
Originally posted by carver9
Dont understand why people say I am an easy target when I do the same thing everyone else does here. Guess its meant for me to be confused. I post to crush people feelings in a debate... some people cant handle that. Whatever... I thought about it and I'm still lost on how I am a target when my goals are primarily to rip spleens out via debating.
It's because of posts like this 🙂
Originally posted by HulkIsHulk
Would you say putting his claws between a machine gun and its target and batting away all the bullets as bullet timing
Sure, but is he consistently portrayed that way? I always thought he was usually portrayed as like..having Captain America-esque speed. Or even aim dodgers like Batman.
This is kind of making me want to start playing the Wolverine PC game.
Let me tell you a little short story about the boy who wanted to be a dog Carver:
The little boy ran around his house everyday barking and everyday his mother would say
"No no no Gary Nine, for you are a boy, and not a dog."
One day the boy had ripped up the garbage his mother had left on the ground.
His mother came in when he was in the center of some rotten porkchops and said
"No no no Gary Nine, for you are a boy, and not a dog."
When the boy got older, he still thought he was a canine (dog). He used to dig up his mothers roses and eat squirrels. And everytime his mother would say
"No no no Gary Nine, for you are a boy, and not a dog."
Eventually about a decade later the boy was cleared to go to school with boys his same age and even higher. At this special school they were allowed to be whatever they wanted
One day when his mother came to pick him up one boy was behind the boy while he was on all fours with his bottom up and they both had their pants down. The mother, shocked, dropped her copy of 'My Dog Skip' and she said
"Oh Gary Nine, I guess you were a dog afterall"
The moral of the story here is Carver, you be whatever you want. If someone tells you you can't be a dog, you get on your hands and knees in your leather chaps and prove to do them you can the best dang dog in the world. If your mom kicks you down the stairs because you ate an expensive bag of catfood, you go into her room with another animal of a boy and you say with drool coming out of your mouth
"See... momm... ugh... momma, I... ahhh... I-I... am a d... dog... after... all...."
Originally posted by One Big Mob
Let me tell you a little short story about the boy who wanted to be a dog Carver:The little boy ran around his house everyday barking and everyday his mother would say
"No no no Gary Nine, for you are a boy, and not a dog."
One day the boy had ripped up the garbage his mother had left on the ground.
His mother came in when he was in the center of some rotten porkchops and said"No no no Gary Nine, for you are a boy, and not a dog."
When the boy got older, he still thought he was a canine (dog). He used to dig up his mothers roses and eat squirrels. And everytime his mother would say
"No no no Gary Nine, for you are a boy, and not a dog."
Eventually about a decade later the boy was cleared to go to school with boys his same age and even higher. At this special school they were allowed to be whatever they wanted
One day when his mother came to pick him up one boy was behind the boy while he was on all fours with his bottom up and they both had their pants down. The mother, shocked, dropped her copy of 'My Dog Skip' and she said
"Oh Gary Nine, I guess you were a dog afterall"
The moral of the story here is Carver, you be whatever you want. If someone tells you you can't be a dog, you get on your hands and knees in your leather chaps and prove to do them you can the best dang dog in the world. If your mom kicks you down the stairs because you ate an expensive bag of catfood, you go into her room with another animal of a boy and you say with drool coming out of your mouth
"See... momm... ugh... momma, I... ahhh... I-I... am a d... dog... after... all...."
That's pretty phucking disturbing. 😘
Originally posted by "Id"
That's pretty phucking disturbing. 😘
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
👆Bout to call the authorities on him.
See Carver, there are always people trying to tell you what you can and can't do. If you want to rip spleens out, then do it. If you want to crush a couple can posters, then be my, no, your own guest. If you want to eat chickenbones out of the garbage, then go right ahead. No one can tell you where you need to be in life, you have to figure that out for yourself.
And don't let all the ids and smellyhymens try and control you. You carve right through that barrier on the way to fulfilling your carveny. You are Carver, you are destined for... I don't know... ****ing something probably.