Karate Kid vs Black Panther.

Started by Zack M3 pages
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
BP was able to hear you crying after BvS "incident".

And BP heard you fapping to Batfleck.

Yeah, no offense, EG, but you arent going to make headway with this one. 😛

panther wins until somebody calls the cops and then he gets beat down for no apparent reason. arrested and charged with a crime he didn't commit.

😂

Raisen killed the thread 😄

^^^Doesn't matter, BP will take the fall.

Never understood this forums wankage of Val. He's the most uninteresting character ever

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Never understood this forums wankage of Val. He's the most uninteresting character ever

Same here.

So you two gauge power sets by how interesting you find the character.
That explains a lot. 😆

Originally posted by EcstaticGrace
Scans?? O.o

He held PC Superboy in a chokehold indefinately, then used him as a human shield.. And finally, spun him around like a top so fast he knocked him out.

And everybody in the Legion keeps either dissing him or giving him backhanded compliments due to his "lack of powers"..

That pretty much is all you need to know about him. 🙂

Originally posted by riv6672
So you two gauge power sets by how interesting you find the character.
That explains a lot. 😆

But you're only impressed by "feats" sooooo yea. Stfu

Not interested!

Originally posted by Surtur
Of course he could, Jesus was weak. Dude couldn't even hang on a cross for long.

😆

****ing savage man.

KK in a spitestomp.

I don't even take KK seriously....he's so overpowered. Especially for not having any powers at all.

Originally posted by Vanguard
I don't even take KK seriously....he's so overpowered. Especially for not having any powers at all.

His power is being really good at karate.

Really REALLY good.

He was probably trained by God himself. Just too bad God never took his own kid under his wing and showed him a few pointers. I mean turning a few fish into a bunch of fish is super cool, but it doesn't necessarily help in a fight.

Originally posted by Surtur
He was probably trained by God himself. Just too bad God never took his own kid under his wing and showed him a few pointers. I mean turning a few fish into a bunch of fish is super cool, but it doesn't necessarily help in a fight.

It shows he can matter manip and increase dead organic matter.

Now imagine if he gave you cancer. Then multiplied it instantly, throughout your entire body.

Have less than perfect teeth? Imagine him bursting your jaw off with extreme bone decay.

Oh, you had a meat sub for lunch? Boom. Your intestines have just burst from the multiplication of all that pulled pork.

Then he turns all the water in your blood into alcohol, and sets you alight.

Or he has an oddly specific power to make shitloads of bread and fish. So he could throw a fish sandwich at your face I guess.

He can conjure a filet o fish out of thin air. That's just how he rolls. Oh and speaking of rolls he can conjure rolls too.

Of course Karate Kid has his "anti- cancer karate" training to fall back on. He spent 18 weeks with a mystic learning how to not get the water in his blood turned to wine. Yes these are weirdly specific techniques he was taught, but like I said..taught by God.

Originally posted by riv6672
So you two gauge power sets by how interesting you find the character.
That explains a lot.

Ouch.

Val should win this. He's mastered every style of martial arts including styles that don't exist. And he's also landed some good hits on herald-level character.