Thanos vs Apocalypse

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Too durable? No, not really.

Apoc stabbed right through Prime Eternal Ikaris.

Thanos got pierced by Clint's arrows.

That, and remember Apoc has no-sold Boltagon's scream, while Thanos was bleeding after taking it 😛

I can stab through Ikaris.

😂

Mindset has taught you well... 👆

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Too durable? No, not really.

Apoc stabbed right through Prime Eternal Ikaris.

Thanos got pierced by Clint's arrows.

That, and remember Apoc has no-sold Boltagon's scream, while Thanos was bleeding after taking it 😛

Damn, Clint upped his game then. To think that the overall theme of the last Avengers movie was "Hawkeye is really shitty".

There is a reason why he's called Lord Barton on this forum.

That and he also writes some really epic poetry.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
@Bran

👆

Thanos one shots Apoc.

yeah, prolly.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Thanos one shots Apoc.

No, he's too weak.

Originally posted by RadZoa
IIRC this is a Younger Thor. I remember Thor kicking the crap out of a future version of Apocalypse and, correct me if I'm wrong, wasn't Thor beating his ass in AXIS too or no?

He was. I was just correcting the other poster. I was correcting the other posters statement about Young Thor supposedly giving him trouble. The only time he did was when Kang tricked Thor into enchanting Jarnbjorn so Thor could then pierce Apocalype's Celestial tech armour.

Thor was fighting Evan Sabah Nur ascended in AXIS yes.

You'd be hard pressed to find anything in Apoc's arsehole that even compares to average Thanos.

The basic battle goes like this:

Apoc grows big as shit and stomps on Thanos. Then a blast rips through his leg and blows off his face but more importantly his ballsack. Then he dies.

The battle then plays out on a smaller scale in the bushes nearby with Quanchi beating off onto Tricksterpriest's face. Quan then slaps him and walks away with exaggerated hip movement swaying side to side.

The battle then plays out on a smaller scale as Trickster watches his wiggle the whole way and his purple head blasts and soils right through his blue denim jeans.

So, in the only fight that really matters, 616 Apocalypse (Nur) has raped 616 Thor.

Glad we all agree 👆

Originally posted by One Big Mob
You'd be hard pressed to find anything in Apoc's arsehole that even compares to average Thanos.

The basic battle goes like this:

Apoc grows big as shit and stomps on Thanos. Then a blast rips through his leg and blows off his face but more importantly his ballsack. Then he dies.

The battle then plays out on a smaller scale in the bushes nearby with Quanchi beating off onto Tricksterpriest's face. Quan then slaps him and walks away with exaggerated hip movement swaying side to side.

The battle then plays out on a smaller scale as Trickster watches his wiggle the whole way and his purple head blasts and soils right through his denim jeans.

😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
So, in the only fight that really matters, 616 Apocalypse (Nur) has raped 616 Thor.

Glad we all agree 👆

When did this happen? Young Thor? Thor has bested Apoc every encounter besides that one.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
When did this happen? Young Thor? Thor has bested Apoc every encounter besides that one.

No, he hasn't.

Axe hax doesn't really count.

Apoc never fast BB's scream either.

Originally posted by Insane Titan
Apoc never fast BB's scream either.

hmm, what do you mean by fast? 😛

Not Apoc...

Thanos wrecks him

The End

Originally posted by Nusa105
Thanos wrecks him

The End

Never happened. Virtual reality "fight". Read the comics you post feats from, please.

Apoc restrained the Hulk with one arm:

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Never happened. Virtual reality "fight". Read the comics you post feats from, please.

Apoc restrained the Hulk with one arm:

that's just a mess.