Damaged Yoda vs. KotOR team

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Damaged Yoda vs. KotOR team

Yoda
* RotS iteration
* His left foot has been removed by a lightsaber
* Suffers overdose of heroin
* Shot with a Glock twice in the right arm, full penetration
* Drank 2 liters of raw 95% algohol
* Blindfolded

The team
* Visas Marr, full health
* Jolee Bindo, full health
* Zez-Kai Ell, full health
* T3-M4, fully operational

Mos Eisley cantina, 20 meters starting distance

Re: Damaged Yoda vs. KotOR team

Originally posted by JKBart
full penetration

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yoda tbh

reasuns?

Bicus he's green

tbh
10/10 moro stealth

Jedi can remove poisons.

Re: Damaged Yoda vs. KotOR team

Originally posted by JKBart
[b]Yoda
* Drank 2 liters of raw 95% algohol
[/B]

Already dead.

Yoda cannot do much in such crippled form.

Yoda doesn't even have two litters of blood in his body, let alone can he handle an alcohol's who's proof can kill a large, full grown, man at pint. His crippling is the least hurtful thing here.

Can Yoda murder them with his last breath before succumbing to death two seconds after the team?

Probably. He really just need to breath on them and they'll burst into flame.