Debating Tier List

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
GGkorion oneshots Stover

You know Valky isn't real, right? He's not a real person. That's like saying I had tea with Winnie the Pooh. Okay?

We're just worried about you, is all. 🙂

You can't have tea with Pooh because he's in the Smithsonian. You can't prove Valkorion isn't real.

👆 🙂

Feels like something Beni would say to me...

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
I found a quote for Tempest!

Outcast, and alone, Fated Xtasy turned to a long forgotten and desolate place. In a chatzy, he spoke to his friend, Lord Sinious, a well learned and charming man, wise beyond his years.

"Cast the bonds that bind you into the void." Sinious had adviced him. "Cast them out and you will find what you seek"

Fated Xtasy stared at him in utter confusion. "But where do I begin?"

"He will goad a fool into answering a question two days from now, meet him there, speak to him and you will find what you seek"

With that, Fated Xtasy waited, and saw Sinious' prediction come true...

Now he stood in front of the legendary debater, of the myth.

"Fated Xtasy...is it?" The Master asked.

"Yes, Lord Tempest." Fated Xtasy could scarcely believe that the Master had acknowledged him.

"I have granted you this audience.....Fated Xtasy.. in hopes that I might enlighten your view of this... hobby." The Tempest spoke, his voice thundered through the halls of Palace. "Tell me, what is it you seek?"

Fated Xtasy gulped, intimidated by the power the man oozed. "Knowledge." He stammered out. "Lord Sinious, Sidious66, and even trolls speak highly of you, Mi Lord."

"And?"

"I..." Fated Xtasy inhaled and exhaled, it took all of his power to resist the urge to blurt out his request. "I wish to learn from you."

The Tempest laughed maniacally, his amused cackle almost scared Fated Xtasy. "Learn? What could you learn from me?"

"Everything there is to know, Master." Fated Xtasy knelt down and brought his forehead down to the floor. "You are the heart of debating, Mi Lord: in your wake all fan boys die, all baseless speculations are debunked, and Emperor Palpatine remains a god. My Lord, you are preeminent in your power. I beg of you, teach me your ways!"

-KMC Tales: Legacy of the Master.(by Matthew Stover)

Not sure why, since you're two-faced as ****.

Originally posted by The Ellimist
How would you rank debaters in terms of sheer intellectual firepower?

IMHO:

Full power hewhoknowsall/ Lord Stark
Bill Clinton
Cicero

The Ellimist
Kuroneko

Ben Sprung-Keyser
Master Han
Mike Wong
Curtis Saxton
Publius
Leo1
Tempest (kidding aside I think he's > Gideon)

Gideon
Advent
Caseiden
Master Han (teenager)

Carthage
JKbart
Silver

Nai
Lucien

Darkstar

SW_Legend
Nebaris
AncientPower
Darth Ant

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Neph 😐

No differences between entries without spaces, obviously a very incomplete list.

Fixed

Touché.

DMB should be as low as Neph

Neph is defined as the reference zero.

Pretty sure he is still above you

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Not sure why, since you're two-faced as ****.

Carthage may have done to Bane what Gideon did to the ancients.

What's your deal with comparing intelligences and talking about it constantly. Do YOU have a really high IQ?

Originally posted by Darth Abonis
What's your deal with comparing intelligences and talking about it constantly. Do YOU have a really high IQ?

I'm just worshiping and emulating His Majesty, The Shadow, the Power Incarnate, my Lord Gideon, of course.

Originally posted by The Ellimist
I'm just worshiping and emulating His Majesty, The Shadow, the Power Incarnate, my Lord Gideon, of course.

It's strange but heartwarming to see people so enamored with Gideon after all this time.

Originally posted by The Ellimist
Carthage may have done to Bane what Gideon did to the ancients.

Lightsnake was more of a factor in that actually iirc.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Lightsnake was more of a factor in that actually iirc.

LS was the first one to really push Sheevism, no doubt. He purified Gideon's sight.

Gideon sucked ballz tbh.