It's xyz!'s football bets thread.

After a catastrophic loss against my own instincts due to the Thailand government sponsored team being consistently unpredictable by being unbelievable, I've decided to mark my records on how well I'm doing on my bets.

There has been wins and losses since I started this in March and I've cashed out and deposited every so often, I don't know where I am in terms of profit, so for the sake of not bothering, well just take what I have now as the standard.

I will make clear which bets I make over the course of this spring and summer (and maybe some time afterwards) but today will mark the beginning of my record to see how successful I am.

I have a free bet from registering with bet fair on man city vs Newcastle worth 10 pounds. That's 15.71 return. Another 10 pound doubles for Liverpool and West Ham to win against Watford and Everton respectively. 28.71 return. These are my last salvation.

I've made stupid mistakes this weekend. Starting from 0.06 today, I'm willing to see how I do.

So I remembered I had 9.93 in my bet365 account and thought betting on spurs to score goals was stupid not to.

I was right, ended up with 20.50 just by betting on spurs to be the next goal scorer.

I wasn't brave in my bets otherwise I would e won more.

Okay, I've cashed out a tenner in the bet365 and put 3 pounds on Kane to be player of the season.

Then I went a little crazy. For clarity sake, 1 is a home win, X is a draw and 2 is an away win.

Man city - Newcastle 1
Scunthorpe - Bury 1
Southend - Oldham 1
Chesterfield - Doncaster 2

2.50 stake and 52.93 returns. The Doncaster bet was purely because I want them to stay up. Home team and all.

I also have a free 10 pound bet on bet fair that says man city will beat Newcastle. It's a free bet so I'll only make a fiver from it.
I also have 5 pounds left in my bet365 account.

This is risky, anyone reading this should gamble responsibly.

Okay, 5 pounds bet on man city to win tonight, 7.36 return. Don't let me down pelligrini!

Originally posted by It's xyz!
Okay, I've cashed out a tenner in the bet365 and put 3 pounds on Kane to be player of the season.

Then I went a little crazy. For clarity sake, 1 is a home win, X is a draw and 2 is an away win.

Man city - Newcastle 1
Scunthorpe - Bury 1
Southend - Oldham 1
Chesterfield - Doncaster 2

2.50 stake and 52.93 returns. The Doncaster bet was purely because I want them to stay up. Home team and all.

I also have a free 10 pound bet on bet fair that says man city will beat Newcastle. It's a free bet so I'll only make a fiver from it.
I also have 5 pounds left in my bet365 account.

This is risky, anyone reading this should gamble responsibly.

I think Kane will get the award but with mahrez having double digits in goals and assist I wouldn't be surprised if he was to win it

Originally posted by Shadow_King
I think Kane will get the award but with mahrez having double digits in goals and assist I wouldn't be surprised if he was to win it

Also, have you seen how Kane scores goals?

Update: Manchester city drew. When I said I think Newcastle will score next, I should have cashed out my bets (roughly a pound profit) and put everything on Newcastle to score next.

Speaking of cashing out, that bet on Harry Kane to be player of the year will give me 4.64 if I cash out today.

Also, a bet I made in January for Tottenham to win the title was 3 stake 16.50 return and I can cash out for 4.72.

I may make some bets today...

Originally posted by It's xyz!
bare in mind how many of them are penalties.

Also, have you seen how Kane scores goals?

Update: Manchester city drew. When I said I think Newcastle will score next, I should have cashed out my bets (roughly a pound profit) and put everything on Newcastle to score next.

Speaking of cashing out, that bet on Harry Kane to be player of the year will give me 4.64 if I cash out today.

Also, a bet I made in January for Tottenham to win the title was 3 stake 16.50 return and I can cash out for 4.72.

I may make some bets today...

True on both accounts, Kane has scored some nice goals this season.

Some very nice goals.

Anyway, I cashed out both of these bets and I have 9.36

I put 9 on ASD Oltrepovoghera to win. It's an in play bet, they're 1-0 at the 70th minute. 1.12 odds, 10.12 return.

Risky shit.

I now have 10.49

I have no idea where that extra penny came from shock

Man U - Palace 1
Liverpool - Everton 1
West Ham - Watford 1
Deportivo la caruna - Barcelona 2
Athletic Bilbao - atletico Madrid 2
Real Madrid - Villarreal 1
Roma - Torino 1

10 stake, 127.20 return.

Barcelona won 8 0 wow

Man U and atletico Madrid are 1 0 up

Liverpool and West Ham are 1 0 up

Real Madrid have just started and Roma are losing 1 0

This concludes, the half time report. Also known as I should have picked juventus.

Okay, to cut a long story short, all those games won and I should have 127.20 but because I'm a coward I cashed out the bet and put a few others on instead. I won't go into much detail, but the other accumulator salvaged my winnings ending with 19 in my bet 365 and 18 from my bet fair free bet.

I then put stupid bets on Ronaldo scoring in the Real Madrid game. Stupid, but Real Madrid to score next was sensible. I now have:

17 in bet365 and 8 in betfair.

Today I started with 9 and 0, I've ended with 17 and 8. All in all, not bad, but could have been a lot better.

8 pounds on bet fair accumulator.

Thursday is a slow day for football, and I looked into this a little bit, but came with the conclusion that this is the most sensible accumulator:

Arsenal v west brom 1
Sociedad v getafe 1
Milan v carpi 1
Cambuur v willem ii 2

8 stake returns 61.06

Thus concludes my bet.

Lost it. They drew.

Mahrez is the first african footballer to be named the PFA player of the year

Originally posted by Shadow_King
Mahrez is the first african footballer to be named the PFA player of the year

Btw I lost all my money doing crazy bets.

Originally posted by It's xyz!
thats a good achievement for him.

Btw I lost all my money doing crazy bets.

That sucks, sorry to hear about your loss

Ye, lost some more today. Predicted draw but betted on 2-2 . Muh ego.

I thought you were broke anyway? You should follow tipster accounts bets or put fivers/tenners on the big teams to win to boost your account funds a bit, like a real Madrid/Barca//Leicester/juventus/some other team likely to win five fold acca