Yoda vs Captain America...

Started by TheLordofMurder5 pages
Originally posted by Silent Master
The thread starter is clearly butt-hurt.

You are in awe of my phenomenal abilities...

Yes, I am aware of this...

How anybody thinks Cap wins is beyond me. Lol@caps shield when facing a powerful tk user. Lol@cap doing anything other than what Yoda wants. If you wouldnt give him the win over mags, or phoenix then he cant beat Yoda. Even if Yoda is weaker than them.

1.Cap has no ranged options whatsoever. Yall need to forget about it. Anything that leaves Caps hand is now controlled by Yoda. In fact..

2. Cap's entire body is controlled by Yoda. Game over. Until somebody on Cap's side has an answer to telekinesis that can lift aircraft and hurl multi-ton objects casually then they simply have no answer for how Cap is even able to defend himself, little lone muster any sort of offense. Yoda can move Cap from point A to point B at severe injury inducing speeds from the very get go of the battle and Cap has not one single answer for it and we all know it, simply no chance against someone who has..

3. Complete and utter control of the entire battlefield. Yoda can attack nigh instantaneously from any direction and any angle on a whim while easily stopping both Cap and any projectiles hurled his way, every single piece of equipment, debris, hell, pretty much anything under a ton is now either a distraction or a weapon. He simply has no way of defending himself against this considering his shield has probably already been taken away.

So, "based on" facts, stats, skillsets, on screen feats and portrayals of the character, and the actual movies, Cap has no way to defend himself or even really do anything against just one single power of Yodas.this is somebody who can cause him physical harm, completely force him somewhere, choke or crush him, or just restrain him just by looking at him.

If you have tk strong enough to lift your opponent and move them, or anything around the battlefield, and they dont have a hf or insane durability, then you have complete 3-dimensional control of the battlefield and they should have no way of physically harming you period. Get Cap to even be able to take 3 steps and we can move on to the next way he doesent win.

Yoda and VERY easily. Just not as easy as Khan would be, but easy none the less.

I will say that Steve would win in h2h. Hed punt that lil green ****er a quarter mile.

Yoda isnt just a level above Cap, but several levels above. Cap stands pretty much No Chance to beat Yoda.

Originally posted by Placidity
Yoda stomps.
Originally posted by quanchi112
Based on ? Let's hear you make a well reasoned and logical argument for a change.

For a change?

Originally posted by Placidity
For a change?
You just say something ridiculous and don't ever expect,ain your absurd reasoning. Go ahead I am waiting.

Yoda easily. Remove the force and itd be a fair fight

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Yoda easily. Remove the force and itd be a fair fight
Ridiculous.

Yoda with utmost ease.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
Yoda with utmost ease.
Based on ?

Is it based off that time Robocop caught that bullet ?

Based on movie feats, you know that thing you have a hard time comprehending when watching a movie.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
Based on movie feats, you know that thing you have a hard time comprehending when watching a movie.
Which movie feats ? I can lost a whole lot of attacks that took longer than Cap tossing his shield for Yoda to react to. Specifics. Try to keep up, virgin.

You don't say... Name these things that took longer then.

Why do you insist on starting with me? You know I own you each and every time easily. All I have to do is challenge you to post your ugly short self and you'll run away. You know people have before, and would again laugh at you incessantly. Me on the other hand, being much better looking than you, have no issue posting a pic. You mention virgin, when I've already directly challenged you to a comparison of girls. You backed down again. You then claimed to be athletic, which almost made me spit my water out laughing so hard. Once I was done laughing, I questioned which sports you thought you were good at... you tucked tail and ran. I know you're dumb and all, but I can't figure out how you even try and step to me after the repeated beatdowns I've given you.

Quano's masochism aside.

Captain America loses this, he has no defense against the Force. Cap throws his shield, Yoda could Force-catch it mid air. He steps close to punch or kick, Yoda can slam him back with a Force-push. Though I doubt Cap would be stupid enough to throw his shield as it would be death sentence, he'd lose the only real defense he has against a lightsabre.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
You don't say... Name these things that took longer then.

Why do you insist on starting with me? You know I own you each and every time easily. All I have to do is challenge you to post your ugly short self and you'll run away. You know people have before, and would again laugh at you incessantly. Me on the other hand, being much better looking than you, have no issue posting a pic. You mention virgin, when I've already directly challenged you to a comparison of girls. You backed down again. You then claimed to be athletic, which almost made me spit my water out laughing so hard. Once I was done laughing, I questioned which sports you thought you were good at... you tucked tail and ran. I know you're dumb and all, but I can't figure out how you even try and step to me after the repeated beatdowns I've given you.

You really have no sense of reality or paragraph structure. Your face is soooooo long and so goofy looking and you've never shown any pics of any girls. Nothing has been shown in your defense. Sad really.

Dooku's tk debris hurling attacks. They take multiple seconds and require Yoda's complete and undivided attention to deal with.

This force conquers all mentality is hilarious. Order 66 kinda showed us. The small numbers of those with the force should also alert people to the fact it isn't anywhere near as badass or as all powerful as some would claim.

TIL: The context of what went behind Order 66 is the same as two opponents facing off in a duel

But since it was brought up, here's how Yoda fared in Order 66:

YouTube video

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Originally posted by Robtard
TIL: The context of what went behind Order 66 is the same as two opponents facing off in a duel

But since it was brought up, here's how Yoda fared in Order 66:

YouTube video

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Yoda defeated two clone troopers. I agree he is formidable enough to take out two. I however do not compare these two to the formidability, strength, and skill of Cap who has the reflexes to deflect and close on someone with rapid bullet fire. That's far faster than Yoda, his saber strikes, or his application of the force.