So, God has a wife?

Started by Surtur2 pages
Originally posted by Stigma
As a Catholic my biggest concern with this issue is if god uses protection during his playtime with the missus.<mindblown>

He probably neglects his wife. I hear God has a thing for virgins. Plus he's a gentlemen, you remember how he asked Mary in advance if he could impregnate her, right? How he asked her permission? It set a good example.

He was disguised as a swan.

I've seen some nice artwork of that.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Who believes this stuff anyway? 😂

^He did.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
^He did.

I believe in RDJ, too.

People said gus career was dead and he couldnt carry the first Iron Man movie. The fools.

I'm just waiting for Sherlock 3.

Same. I love his version of the character.
Actually i enjoy all 3 current versions.

Luckily the next Sherlock with RDJ begins filming this fall. He's now who I think of whenever I think of the character. I actually enjoy him as Holmes more then I do as Iron Man.

I enjoy both characters as played by him. I cant see another actor playing Iron Man, but like i said i like the Lee Miller and Cumberbatch Sherlocks too, all are unique takes.

Re: So, God has a wife?

Originally posted by riv6672
[B]http://news.discovery.com/history/religion/god-wife-yahweh-asherah-110318.htm

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Christians can never accept that fact.

It would mean that God cheated on Asherah with Mary.

Bad enough as is with God coveting Mary, another mans wife, cuckolded Joseph, and then became a deadbeat dad by just taking off and abandoning his son.

Christians like to mimic that and that is why we have about 50% of all households now having only a single female parent.

Christians like to follow their God's lead ------ in some few instances.

Regards
DL

😂

Asherah was a false god/idol that the Israelites worshiped...such as during the time of Ahab and Jezebel...

Huh. Lots of thread bumps for me today.

It is a well known fact that we and the universe are really just God's Basement Hobby to get Him away from the Wife's nagging.

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^ no protection. Hence the milky way.
Not the Big Bang? There goes that theory.

The Big Bang led to the Milky Way. As it should. 👆