Best & Worst Character Wank

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Best & Worst Character Wank

What for you, is the best and worst wankery (or anti-wankery) of a particular SW character you have come across? As in what have you found the most compelling, and by contrast the most cancerous? 🙂

Also, if relevant, specify the person this wank can be attributed to.

Maul surviving being cut in half.

Maul being cut in half by a padawan.

kek

Sel's Krayt wank the best, Legend's anything is the worst.

>Sel's Krayt wank

>Not NewGuy's or ILS's

>KYS

Best:

"Bane is the weakest of the Banite Sith" - I guess either an anti-wank of Bane or a wank of Sidious/Plagueis/etc., but it's kind of game changing.

"Sidious is the most powerful sith lord of all time" - because he actually is.

"Sidious is a universe buster" - simply because it sounds ridiculous but is actually technically canon

"Anakin is the most powerful Jedi of all time" - ditto.

My Luke wank, of course.

Worst:

SW_Legend

Ant's Revan wank

Neph and Nebaris's Bane wank

Probably missing a lot

Worst wankery: Freshest's Vader manlove
Best wankery: Tempest's Sheev adoration

Worst anti-wankery: Carth's extreme Bane hate

For anti-wank, Agen Kolar showing up in RotS to die, and Quinlan Vos getting stomped by Agen Kolar.

Originally posted by Col. Valerian

Worst anti-wankery: Carth's extreme Bane hate

Carthage might be the most entertaining troll I've ever seen tbh

lmfao.

Bart >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
lmfao.

Bart >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

👆

Bart doesn't always Bane hate though. Sometimes he gives Bane's enemies grotesque injuries so he has a shot. His trolling is more unorthodox than Carthage but Carthage's Bane hate is more blatant and enjoyable, imho.

But it's a close call.

Except his cancerous SWTOR wank tops everything.

Wait, Bart wanks TOR?

Carth can get annoying; his hate towards Bane runs too deep to be enjoyable. I enjoy Bart's way more.

Originally posted by The Ellimist
Wait, Bart wanks TOR?

He hilariously fake-wanks TOR.

I seee.

I'll add my quasi-fake Tempest wank there. Although Tempest's own Tempest wank has to be at an end...not sure which one...

Best wank?

Temp's sheev wank and ownage of people who disagree.

Worst wank?

Well my dad came in to my room once-

Wait, different worse wank umm....

Probably Legend's ToR Wank.

Or Marco's maul wank

Why did your dad go to your room to wank when he could've just raped you?

Worst wank is Star Wars Logic's Matukai and Zeison Sha wank