Dooku and Sheev run a triathlon

They must:
Swim across the oceans of Kamino [400m]
Bicycle through the streets of Naboo [40km]
and Run through the deserts of Jakku [10km]

Sidious is the younger man, but is frail, weak, and out of shape.
Dooku is nearly 80, but is in remarkable shape—rivaling those half his age.

Both are powerful in the force, but augmentation alone will not determine the victor.

What the hell is wrong with you, son?

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
What the hell is wrong with you, son?

Originally posted by cs_zoltan

+35 approval for Cheryl Cole gif.

Bump. I need serious responses

Serious response on KMC?

Silly Kurk, you can never get a serious response on here.

Right, because any other forum would endorse Kurk being on his knees 24/7.

They drown on Kamino

I think Sidious would fail first—I'm not sure Dooku could finish this.

Just out of curiosity, why do you make threads like this? How are we supposed to answer?

Another poor thread. I'm very disappointed in you, Kurk.

How can you be disappointed when he acts exactly as you expect him to?

I had hoped he could better himself. I was wrong.

it requires the use of your

Kahks?