20 Ewoks vs Yoda

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20 Ewoks vs Yoda

Yoda is unarmed

Ewoks are armed with spears, bows, slings etc.

Takes place on Endor

No TK

Starts in a circle formation 10 feet radius from Yoda

Emperordmb LSDMB

watch?v=3_8DUsl1Ea4

Kurk Restricted

Originally posted by Emperordmb
watch?v=3_8DUsl1Ea4

Come up with something new already

DarthAnt66 DarthAnt66

Is this a serious thread, Kurk?

Kurk Restricted

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Is this a serious thread, Kurk?

When am I not serious?

DarthAnt66 DarthAnt66

I was hoping always.

Kurk Restricted

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
I was hoping always.

So do you have a verdict for me or nah?

Emperordmb LSDMB
Originally posted by Kurk
Come up with something new already
DarthAnt66 DarthAnt66

Originally posted by Kurk
So do you have a verdict for me or nah?

Yoda wins in a fraction of a second. 😐

Kurk Restricted

Originally posted by Emperordmb

I don't get it...
but nice gif. That's one of my favorite scenes

Kurk Restricted

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
Yoda wins in a fraction of a second. 😐

How? I said no TK :l

DarthAnt66 DarthAnt66

Uh, I dunno, perhaps telepathy? Or Force augmentation? Force Speed? Enhanced Strength? He rips their heads off before they can blink.

Aurbere Senior Member
Originally posted by Kurk
I don't get it...

Good. Trust me, you don't want to "get it" at all.

NewGuy01 perpetual

A serious Yoda can babyshake 3 Jedi Councillors without weapons or TK. Ewoks get slaughtered.

Kurk Restricted

Originally posted by NewGuy01
A serious Yoda can babyshake 3 Jedi Councillors without weapons or TK. Ewoks get slaughtered.
But he's a midget, how can he man handle anyone?

Plus wouldn't the Ewoks seduce Yoda with their cuteness and cuddles? They'll just tie him up and eat him while Yoda yells EAAAT!

DarthAnt66 DarthAnt66

You said you were in, what, college?

EmperorSidious2 Master of Magic

Yoda in seconds.

Kurk Restricted

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
You said you were in, what, college?

irrelevant

Kurk Restricted

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Yoda in seconds.
reasons? He didn't take out the order 66 clones that quickly.

NewGuy01 perpetual

Uh, yes he did.