Zodiac Signs

Originally posted by riv6672
Today

Your aim to drink 10-15 litres of water today may come crashing down on you when you're stuck in traffic later this week.

....Riv is a Camel?

^^^Yeah i stubbed myself in the toe yesterday...😛

Today's.

You are a beautiful creature - don't let any other pretty ***** tell you otherwise. The manner of an exit you make today may lead others to assume you have a rash.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
What's your zodiac sign, and do you think you fit in with what your zodiac sign is supposed to be / act like?

I could smoke a camel right now.

It takes a real man to smoke an El Ropo

I prefer El Whoppo

El Ropo is from a Woody Woodpecker cartoon i havent seen since i was 12 or so. No tobacco, just 90 million little filters!
Wierd what you remember innit?

I love it!
Found a site with the worst qualities of each zodiac sign:

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/06/10/the-worst-quality-of-each-zodiac-sign/

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Remember that kid in high school who wallowed in sorrow and liked to cry in the bathroom? Well, he was probably a Cancer. They retreat to their little crab shells when they get their wittle feewings hurt, which happens a lot, and usually explodes in a Columbine-like fashion in time.

Nobody likes them. They're sad.

Famous Cancer: Tom Cruise

Today:

Cancer: Today is like a Facebook quiz; shallow, annoying and deep down you know you’re really Cinderella, not Scar from the Lion King. Wait until tomorrow rolls around, and you can try out another personality.

Originally posted by riv6672
I love it!
Found a site with the worst qualities of each zodiac sign:

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/06/10/the-worst-quality-of-each-zodiac-sign/

I saw a very similar thing of the book the truth behind your crappy astrological sign.
It's very lame as the author brings up negative traits but I don't believe the author brings up the positive traits of a sign. It mostly seems like a case of just wanting to complain, also pissed off with the sign he or she has so attempting to make everyone believe all signs are crappy there is nothing special about any of the 12 signs.

Thats what makes it fun. 🙂

eh. I still prefer El Whoppo.

You have a plethora of preferences.

Today's:

It is tantalising to think that you may be the favourite person in your area. However, fame always leads to the embarrassing disclosure of old XXX tapes of you.

The odds on you surviving the day with your sanity intact are low.

You may be left to pick up the pieces of someone else's failures today.

Originally posted by riv6672
Thats what makes it fun. 🙂

Fun in what way?

In the not taking it so seriously way.

You're basing this astrology on what... 9 planets or something? Ya know there's like 100 qadzoogletrillion stars and stuff out there, so chances are the accuracy on this might be a bit on the low side.