Superman/Hulk vs Thanos

Started by quanchi11214 pages

While abhi masturbates furiously.

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And Pr records the whole thing.

Phil comes out of retirement to kill himself and fling his dying body onto the scene with his dying words, "Life doesn't get any better than this."

😆

Surtur pretends not to enjoy the show, but as soon as there are no witnesses, trades his mother's rings for Pr's pendrive with the vid.

Originally posted by Estacado
Thanos mindphucks Hulk and laughs while Banner pummels Superman...
Thanos won't get the chance. Even so then Superman knocks Hulk out and then knocks Thanos out using speed. Stop imagining this fight will happen while Superman is seeing the opponents at the same speed as they see him.
Clark sees them in super slow motion while they see him as a blur (or invisible).

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Surtur pretends not to enjoy the show, but as soon as there are no witnesses, trades his mother's rings for Pr's pendrive with the vid.

Jokes on you, I traded those rings for drugs years ago!!

Originally posted by Surtur
Oh so what are current Supermans best telepathic resistance feats?

He was outright immune to Brainiac's TP. With a tiny portion of Brainiac's power Parasite was able to scan read the mind of every being in universe.

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Thanos mindcontrols Superman ftw.

Thanos gets ****ed to death.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Thanos gets ****ed to death.

😱

Originally posted by abhilegend
He was outright immune to Brainiac's TP. With a tiny portion of Brainiac's power Parasite was able to scan read the mind of every being in universe.

Oh so Superman is immune to universal level telepathy? That is awesome to know. I'll just put that fact right inside my little lock box now.

Que mamoncito.

Your anti superman bias is noticeable and is getting kind of boring now 👆

Whinnying in every superman thread makes you look bad, dude

Imo anyway

On topic team wins.

Originally posted by Surtur
Oh so Superman is immune to universal level telepathy? That is awesome to know. I'll just put that fact right inside my little lock box now.

1. What is universal level telepathy?
2. How does that relate to the strength of a single tp attack?
3. What solid evidence suggests that Thanos has this?

Originally posted by quanchi112
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Thanos mindcontrols Superman ftw.

Superman hits Thanos before he activates tp.
Plus Superman has tp resistance and won't sit there and wait for Thanos to try to achieve it.

It'd be a better idea to mindcontrol the Hulk and make him murder Superman...

Originally posted by h1a8
1. What is universal level telepathy?
2. How does that relate to the strength of a single tp attack?
3. What solid evidence suggests that Thanos has this?
are you seriously questioning Thanos has TP abilities?

Originally posted by h1a8
1. What is universal level telepathy?
2. How does that relate to the strength of a single tp attack?
3. What solid evidence suggests that Thanos has this?

I..what? He said with a portion of his power he scanned every mind in the universe. Thus universal telepathy is telepathy that..works on a universal scale lol.

So essentially the person just said Superman has some kind of cosmic telepathy defense.

Scanning the entire universe is some Phoenix Force level shit.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Que mamoncito.

Your anti superman bias is noticeable and is getting kind of boring now 👆

Whinnying in every superman thread makes you look bad, dude

Imo anyway

On topic team wins.

Wait I'm anti Superman because I don't think he can beat Thanos and questioned a feat of him resisting a massively powerful telepath?

Fail at reading

No you are anti superman bias because of your constant whining on the subject of superman.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
anti superman bias

His avi screams it 👆