forrest gump vs Waterboy

4th quarter, 50 yard line, 4th down, 30 seconds left. On the offense we have Forrest Gump and on the defense we have the water boy, Will Forrest be able to outrun the waterboy?

Nope. No one Forrest played against was as fast, naturally talented or as skilled as Bobby. He probably hurdles the LoS and just cracks him before he gets out of the backfield.

Bobby hallucinates that he's his momma, breaks his back and then cries on his shoulder telling him he loves him