Anakin Skywalker vs nfwenaskjinlfre
Anakin Skywalker finishes a shower and walks into his bedroom, only to catch Padme being drilled by Obi-Wan Kenobi wielding a cucumber while wearing a gimp suit. Ahsoka is taking pictures with a canon IXUS 180.
Standing in his way is an Obi-Wan Kenobi clone disguised as Rako Hardeen, Clovis, Count Dooku sipping a martini and talking shit, and stillborn Luke and Leia Skywalker being animated from death by Asajj Ventress.
Shmi Skywalker and Rivi-Anu may join the team in 0.00352 minutes.
With nothing other than a bathrobe and a bottle of blue pills, can Anakin Skywalker become One with the Force and an hero?