I need pineapple juice.

Originally posted by Raisen
Probably not. I talk about Bigfoot a lot. I have a friend who was an investigator for BFRO. Random but funny as hell. Bigfoot is known to rape. Pineapple juice seems to repel him; if you layer pineapple juice around your orifices it will protect you from penetration.

Originally posted by Surtur
https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

[b]"Drin is her tribe’s chief huntress; she lives for the thrill of the hunt. Men and sex hold no allure for her, as Drin has never found a partner to satisfy her. When a T-Rex descends upon her village, destroying it, Drin demands that the tribe’s hunters go in search of the beast and slaughter it. Opting for safety instead of revenge, the tribe moves to a new location, hoping that the big beast won’t follow them.

It does.

Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh. "

Sounds riveting, we need a movie on this. [/B]

also what the absolute ****! Drin is a naughty tease.