Now there is no need to settle for the lesser evil - Cthulhu nominated for President

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cthulhu-for-president_us_574fba9ee4b0ed593f134933

That settles it, I'm doing a write in vote for Cthulhu. I'm not even joking.

He wouldn't lie to us, he'd be pretty straight forward about wanting to eat/murder/drive us insane.

Nyarlathotep needs to be his VP.

Let us all hope nobody finds out about his only weakness: steam boats.

No worry there what with the LIBERAL War on Coal. No No Coal No Steam No Steam Boats.

Hillary is a secret devotee to the (almost as old as her ) Old Ones.

Good Job HillDawg!