Storm Vs Superman

Started by Surtur4 pages

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Don't be ridiculous.

Darkseid, while powerless, wouldn't be able to beat a fly.

Some versions of him would have trouble with the fly even with powers.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You are overhyped, riviella uhuh

Ororo murders him so fast, even abhi cannot save him in time.

Logan is still dead.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Superman wouldn't survive a second against Black Panther.

Do you every stop sucking Superman's dik?

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Do you every stop sucking Superman's dik?

Seriously, I really don't know if you know how to read.

Originally posted by Surtur
Some versions of him would have trouble with the fly even with powers.

😆

Originally posted by Delta1938
Logan is still dead.

You're trying to be abhi junior? Really?

Originally posted by Cogito
Seriously, I really don't know if you know how to read.

What the hell are you talking about?

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Do you every stop sucking Superman's dik?

Quote the right posters or don't do it at all.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
What the hell are you talking about?

Let me know when you recognize which of these quotes doesn't fit with the others

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You are overhyped, riviella uhuh

Ororo murders him so fast, even abhi cannot save him in time.


Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Superman wouldn't survive a second against Black Panther.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Don't be ridiculous.

Darkseid, while powerless, wouldn't be able to beat a fly.


Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Do you every stop sucking Superman's dik?

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Do you every stop sucking Superman's dik?

I like how you think that whenever someone sucks off Superman that they have any real say in when they stop.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You're trying to be abhi junior? Really?

Nope, just pointing out something.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Do you every stop sucking Superman's dik?
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Quote the right posters or don't do it at all.

Man, I don't know how that happened, my bad. What's up with your bodyguard, though?

Originally posted by Delta1938
Nope, just pointing out something.

That you are a mere notch lower on the Superwank totem pole?

Originally posted by Surtur
I like how you think that whenever someone sucks off Superman that they have any real say in when they stop.

True, it's a compulsion. Luckily, Kal's super nut holding powers prevent them from being tommy gunned from the inside.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
That you are a mere notch lower on the Superwank totem pole?

😆 Mad I took away your sandwich making privileges?

Originally posted by Delta1938
😆 Mad I took away your sandwich making privileges?

😂 You ****ing nerd, you crack yourself up. Change your red bikinis and run along, Abby light.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
😂 You ****ing nerd, you crack yourself up. Change your red bikinis and run along, Abby light.

If you think you're so clever, explain your sig pic. Or too much of a coward to?

Originally posted by Delta1938
If you think you're so clever, explain your sig pic. Or too much of a coward to?

Why, are you Intellectually Disabled? That's one of the special education categories by the way. 😂

I always figured his sig was a take on flying an upside down flag as a sign of distress.