Morlun vs Squirrel Girl

Morlun has killed thousands, rampaged through Wakanda survived nukes, and torn through adamantium nets. This time he has his sights set on the squirrel totem.

Can Morlun take this?

Bonus round: if SG gets past Morlun, she must take on SOLUS.

Something something Thanos something something Watcher totally confirmed it was the real Thanos something something Dr. Doom something something Squirrel Girl wins.

Yeah, I doubt Morlun could beat Cap+Spidey+BW+Clint+Nat in 26 seconds, let alone Doom or Thanos.

SG wins 10/10.

I think he could but yeah SG stomps.

Originally posted by SamZED
I think he could

He fought Spidey for hours.

He's a great threat, but not exactly a blitzer.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He fought Spidey for hours.

He's a great threat, but not exactly a blitzer.

Failed to do so against parker.

They can bust through walls if they want... Clint has f*cking flying arrows that could get him out through a window.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Failed to do so against parker.

They can bust through walls if they want... Clint has f*cking flying arrows that could get him out through a window.

Clint will be flying headfirst through windows.

Actually, Falcon is. Got a new suit.

Clint has made Thanos kneel before him.

Was not aware of that. Did he have the chance to display its durability somehow? Parker's current suit is a skintight armor and he lived after falling from the atmosphere. Wrapped himself into a ball of webbing for extra protection but still.

Thanos kneeling before men is nothing new and hardly an achievement.

Morlun has ripped an adamantium net. He should be strong enough to break through everybody's skull here.

Yes. Zola smashed a bus on his head, he was fine.

Yeah, but it takes him time. And I don't see him punching through The Mighty Shield.

Morlun can take down that team,but SG seems to be a plot device

Lol, I like that there's an actual conversation here, like we're collectively trying to rationalize it being anything but a stomp.

Morlun channels the Squirrel Totem and it's too much for him. He disintegrates without Doreen so much as lifting a finger.

What if Koi Boy, or Chipmunk Hunk, were there?