Kanan Jarrus vs Abeloth and Darth Sidious

Originally posted by chingchangwalla
Just taking the piss out of everyone who seems to think Kanan > Qui Gon and Obi-Wan and everyone Maul has beaten in combat

You know I've made serious Bane threads with the express purpose of getting you to debate us, and you always run away from them. You attract like things. 🙂

Originally posted by MythLord
Don't make DMB put you in his fanfic, Carth... Oh who am I kidding, you already are. And wamprats probably shat on your grave. 👆

Nope some character repeatedly punched the shit out of Carthage and the character repeatedly punched him the dick.

Sas/newguy is some Nexus loving guy in his fanfic.

Jack is a hutt that gets raped.

Ant was gonna be an eight year old revanworshipper.

Originally posted by carthage

Originally posted by NewGuy01
It fits, oddly.

Lol yeah, Carth was gonna die eventually but at least i was giving something resembling less of a punchin bag and more of a character

EDIT: I expect my Death will be much more gruesome.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Nope some character repeatedly punched the shit out of Carthage and the character repeatedly punched him the dick.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Jack is a hutt that gets raped.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Ant was gonna be an eight year old revanworshipper.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Lol yeah, Carth was gonna die eventually but at least i was giving something resembling less of a punchin bag and more of a character

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
EDIT: I expect my Death will be much more gruesome.

Context is everything. I never retooled the story or created a character just for the purpose of being killed, I already had most of the characters and story thought up long before I even met most of these people, merely adapted elements of people I've known in my life as easter eggs and in-jokes, both loved and hated.

Here is my fanfic:

Garnet comes in and punches Bane in the d!ck.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Said character was Skillz actually

That had plot significance tbh, it was planned long before I decided to base elements of that character off of Jack, and it was by a character who has already raped or attempted to rape numerous people in the lore

Only upon his introduction, he was gonna develop into some Sith dude who rediscovered the foundry

Sure he got his ass kicked by the greatest duelist in the Galaxy (with his Supreme Skillz 😉 ) and would've eventually been killed by the most powerful Sith in the story, but aside from that he really didn't get his ass handed to him and probably got made a much more formidable combatant than he deserves.

I'm not sure I could come up with something more gruesome than that even if I tried.

Context is everything. I never retooled the story or created a character just for the purpose of being killed, I already had most of the characters and story thought up long before I even met most of these people, merely adapted elements of people I've known in my life as easter eggs and in-jokes, both loved and hated.

Holy Shit dude...

Originally posted by MythLord
Here is my fanfic:

The end.

LMAO.

did you see the filler eps?

Edit: so you never pulled a Kolar?

Eh I pulled one Kolar come to think of it, with one character meant to be a punching bag... Flashpoint98 LOL

You're all beautiful people who would look even more beautiful in a vat of HCl. Should go nicely with all this NaCl.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
LMAO.

did you see the filler eps?

Edit: so you never pulled a Kolar?

I did. And what's a "pulling a Kolar" mean?

Originally posted by MythLord
I did. And what's a "pulling a Kolar" mean?

It's a joke dmb used often.

Essentially it means just creating a character for the sake of killing em

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
It's a joke dmb used often.

Essentially it means just creating a character for the sake of killing em

No.