DO SOMETHING!!!

Oh come on Queeq you're a big boy, surely you dont need me to spell it out!

Yeah... you tell him...in the bar, where he'll listen...

Ok ok! Keep your wookie fur wig on! Im there damn it!

She really is magnificent when she is angry...

If I were you then I shouldnt compliment me when I'm in a bad mood. You are likely to get slapped!

This is still worth it...

How on earth can being slapped be worth it? Are you completely insane?

You haven't slapped me yet... I'm hoping I don't give you further cause...

The "this is worth it" line was aimed at others who will understand what I mean...

Well if you really want me to slap you then I will quite happily oblige!

That isn't actually part of the plan, no.

Smacking you round the back of the head with my broomstick?

Hey- that's not in my contract!

Neither was i originally!

I re-negotiated when you turned up... but broomstick bashing is something I was strict about...

Hows about smashing potion bottles over your head then?

Err... how much will it hurt?

Im not sure! Ive never done it before. But I will be here to kiss it better if it does hurt! Of course iwill only do it if you really annoy me when I am really angry!

Then that can be your schtick with me if I anger you...

What?

Schtick, you know... a person's characterstic... it's a film term- so Arnie's schtick is the tough guy, for example.

It can also be more specific- Morcombe and Wise'sschtick was the in-bed-togethjer thing...

So your schtick is the Witch, mine is the Knight. Our relationship schtick, therefore, can be you hitting me with a bottle if I anger you (and then kissing it better...)