A Butt Load

Started by Nuke Nixon102 pages
Originally posted by Darth Truculent
Drool and a certain body fluid that I can't write on KMC made a real mess.

You can't say splooge on KMC?

^^^Oh cum on!

Didn't want to be banned my friends. Have been on other sites because of my language so I wanted to play it safe. But doing those acts both in public and private are extremely fun. Some girls are into it, others aren't. She is into them. Ask politely though and don't demand to do it. She'll be more open if you don't push it.

Originally posted by Darth Truculent
Ask politely though and don't demand to do it. She'll be more open if you don't push it.

l ain't no expert or no sh-t, but, fellas, if you're gonna talk dirty to your woman...you got to talk with authority.
You can get a woman to do any nasty little thing you want.
You say that sh-t like a man, make a little eye contact...put a little bass in your voice, she will do that sh-t.
She wants to do that sh-t.
She's dying to do that sh-t.

Your woman is nastier than you ever imagined.
But you gotta come correct...because anything you mumble ain't getting done.
You can't be in bed all unsure, like, ''Excuse me....''Excuse me, l was wondering....
''Ma'am, l have a request. Could you lick my balls?''

''l ain't licking nothing. Lick your own balls!''

See, if you just said it right, you'd been in there. Now you got dry balls.
~~Chris Rock

If you try to ask with authority in your voice my friend when you want to unload on her face, you might get slapped. It's what they see on porn that freaks her out. Trust me it gets everywhere and some girls do not like that.

Whatever works for you, I guess.

Originally posted by Darth Truculent
Didn't want to be banned my friends. Have been on other sites because of my language...

Unless you deliberately tried to beat the sites' word filters, those mods were dumbasses.
When i post, i trust those filters to edit out what the site considers profanity every site has one its part of the set up process.
If a site doesnt want me saying ****, ****, ****, and ****, or calling someone a dirty low down **** with a **** in his or her **** that they regularly **** under the **** while taking **** all over the **** place, i trust that they've made sure i cant, at least not legibly.
Banning you for using words they havent censored, or using words they have, is unfair.

Wowsers, that paragraph had Sam Kinison level bleeps in it!

Agreed riv6672 - kinda funny that a person can watch an insane amount of violence and sex on TV, but other places bleep or edit it out cursing. Really dumb . . . really stupid.

^^^Yeah, i detest double standards.

And thanks, Nuke! 😄

Came an inch closer to it happening. Still, last second I was like "nope nope nope"

😆

Even in the kinkiest mood fired by raw lust the little man living in my brain put the brakes on that nonsense. Curiosity will only carry you so far.

But not quite far enough!

Maybe one day I'll try it, but that is not this day!

But ON that day, your life will forever be divided into before booty hole/after booty hole!

Yeah and it'll be the very day they can lower me into the ground, I'll tell you that much.

Bwahahahaaaa!!!! 😆

I might do it, but only with Taylor Monsen:
https://youtu.be/rHBxJCq99jA

Famous people got supercharged STDs, that sh-ts been percolating in a 100% toxic sea of suffering and agony, pure concentrated utter chaos and insanity.