Amped Satele vs. Dooku

Satele having absorbed a portion of Malgus's lightsaber.

A. Hope Satele
B. Peak Satele

1. Force
2. Sabers
3. All-out

Assume amp remains in place through the fight.

If Satele loses, give her the whole saber.
If Dooku loses, give him the vjun amp.

Dooku rapes

Originally posted by The Ellimist
Satele having absorbed a portion of Malgus's lightsaber.

A. Hope Satele
B. Peak Satele

1. Force
2. Sabers
3. All-out

Assume amp remains in place through the fight.

If Satele loses, give her the whole saber.
If Dooku loses, give him the vjun amp.

Are people arguing that Satele "absorbing" the lightsaber amped her?

How the **** would that even work, how come more people haven't tried it, wtf?

Dooku impregnates all rounds.

Originally posted by Deronn_solo
Dooku impregnates all rounds.

How?

Originally posted by Deronn_solo
Dooku impregnates all rounds.

watch?v=W1U_UPTBjxk

Originally posted by cs_zoltan
How?

Given he has superior showings across the board? Especially in lightsabers only round.

Originally posted by Deronn_solo
Given he has superior showings across the board? Especially in lightsabers only round.

Yeah, but how would Satele get Dooku erect to impregnate her? Only Kirk can get his old dick up.

Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Yeah, but how would Satele get Dooku erect to impregnate her? Only Kirk can get his old dick up.

mmm

Well, that is true, naturally. But luckily, there is Viagra in the galaxy far, far, away. 👆

Damn! I'm late. And I was going to be original when I say that Dooku has either the option of popping a Viagra or using one of Sidious's personal dark-side abilities to get it up before proceeding to rape all rounds.