Taco Bell: Mexican Pizza

Or the title of my sex tape.

....thiiink about it... 😈

I will wait for the VHS release.

Mexican Pizza is a Latino version of American Pie

Well at least now I have a good reason for never going back to Taco Bell....

Their burritos aren't terrible, just everything else on the menu is a sh-tbomb.

To bad every thing on the menu is the exact same thing...

Mexican food's great, but it's essentially all the same ingredients, so there's a way you'd have to deal with all these stupid questions. "What is nachos?" "...Nachos? It's tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables." "Oh, well then what is a burrito?" "Tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables." "Well then what is a tostada?" "Tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables." "Well then what i-" "Look, it's all the same sh-t! Why don't you say a Spanish word and I'll bring you something."
--Jim Gaffigan

^^^Haha, nice!

I like their basic tacos a lot.

Their hot sauce leaves a LOT to be desired, they need to step up their sauce game to the eXtreme!

^^^i like them plain.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
I like their basic tacos a lot.

If they're plain you can actually taste their nasty meat substitute... ugh!

I prefer the Local M&P Mexi Joints to the Bell anymore.

Except when it comes to Fish Tacos.

I LIKE MY TACO TO MOO!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
If they're plain you can actually taste their nasty meat substitute... ugh!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
If they're plain you can actually taste their nasty meat substitute... ugh!

Probably would go to Five Guys or In-N-Out and complain that the burgers are nasty.

^^^I get that feeling, too.
Some people are just that way.

I'm just laughing at someone calling taco bell shitty and then someone else being all "woah bro you got high standards".

I think you just have very low standards. It's okay I do too, I am addicted to nuggets from Burger King.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
I feel like you have very very high standards when it comes to food.

Probably would go to Five Guys or In-N-Out and complain that the burgers are nasty.

When it comes to something that I love and sustains me then you dang skippy I have the very highest of standards as well as should all who enjoy the simple pleasures of eating.

I often step down from my high perch and partake in the fast food, as it can be enjoyable if done correctly, sometimes it isn't and on those occasions yes I do make my displeasure known to the management that they can and should do better in the future if they plan to retain me as a patron.

When I prepare a meal I do so with enthusiasm and creative thought, I don't just throw things in a pot or a microwave and be done with it, some things in life are worth doing well and are well worth the effort involved. So yes, I expect someone preparing a meal for me to have some respect for the food and for their customers, that is not asking too much, I don't believe.

I mean look I am totally fine with just tossing some shit in the microwave. I just don't think disliking something from any fast food restaurant means you have high standards.

Especially Taco Bell since..talk about mystery meat.

Now there is a thread for you. Fast Foods that do and don't work with Microwaves.