Brainiac, Ultron and Unit walk into a bar....

One of them walks out having integrated the other two. Who is it?

Brainaic imo

ai bareback sandwich?

Originally posted by ghostman
ai bareback sandwich?

Tittie bar, but they won't be distracted 😄

Ultron made Jocasta. Jocasta is based on Janet Van Dyne. He not only likes girls, he likes girls based on his mom. He might well be distracted in this scenario.
This line of thinking is freaking me out.
Brainiac wins.

Yeah, Ultron has inherited his personality from his father. Just like Pym, he loves girls (but can occasionally get violent with them).

Originally posted by riv6672
Ultron made Jocasta. Jocasta is based on Janet Van Dyne. He not only likes girls, he likes girls based on his mom. He might well be distracted in this scenario.
This line of thinking is freaking me out.
Brainiac wins.

Yeah but he only likes adamantium implants

Pretty sure he's okay with flesh bags.

Brainiac is just too powerful.

Originally posted by Zack M
Brainiac is just too powerful.

Unit was effortlessly taking over mutants and Danger.

Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
Unit was effortlessly taking over mutants and Danger.

That's cute. Brainiac was a multiversal threat in Convergence.

Originally posted by Zack M
That's cute. Brainiac was a multiversal threat in Convergence.

Your point? These are three individualseparate going at it.

Those guys are out of Brainiac's league.

Originally posted by Zack M
Those guys are out of Brainiac's league.

So every showing is universal level, that's what you're telling me?

Brainiac also had universal telepathy. And that wasn't even TRUE Brainiac. True Brainiac is in a whole other league it's not even funny.

If this were a physical fight it'd be different, but this favors Brainiac i think.