How to be Prince Xizor?

My new idol along with Dooku.

How do I emit pheromones like him?
I also want Guri.
How can be like Xizor?

Become a really hot alien guy.

If he became a Dark Jedi, I think he woulda been ****ing awesome.

Dye your skin green, get reconstructive surgery and win the lottery

An hero then hope for the best, fuggot.