Well, Lance is back, kind of.
You bastards are funny. I missed all of you.
My job is still a whore. On Wednesday, I picked up a 50 lb. cart over my head and smashed it on the ground. The damn thing shattered. It was a $140 cart. My bosses were not happy. But I didn't get fired or anything.
Other than that, I'm still the same old me. Drinking beers, watching baseball games. I'm in a volleyball league, of all things. We're damn good, too. We're 10-2. The league is at a bar, so after the games we go inside and get all pissed up. It's great.