Surefire way to perform a successful suicide?

As the title says.

noneermm http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org

Not doing anything, just curious.

CPAP face mask & standard tubing + helium tank + duct tape = good night sweet prince.

Get on the Interwebs and say you Love Trump and Hate Female Ghostbusters. Oh and also that Joss Whedon Sucks balls.

Instant death.

Why is this a question? Jump off a really tall building. An adult who can't figure out how to kill themselves worries me. I am not advocating suicide, but come on now..if a person can't figure out a way then they don't really want to die anyways.

Visit scenic Afghanistan! It's lovely during beheading season.

Got to a DNC Con and Support Bernie Sanders.

Walk around any major city in blackface, suicide by cop.

Or go to a Trump rally where there are some criminals protesting(illegals are criminals). You might get molotov cocktailed or something, best part is the police won't step in to help you.

Or dude better yet..come to Chicago and walk around a ghetto lol.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Walk around any major city in blackface, commit a crime, then resist arrest, suicide by cop.

Fixed it for you. Reality needed to be injected into your statement.

That's cause I aren't serious about helping guy off himself.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That's cause I aren't serious about helping guy off himself.

Well you see blacks are super violent already and if they see a person in blackface well..safety is an issue so I dunno how much it helps.

Think of the scene from Die Hard 3 where Bruce Willis is forced to wear a sign in the ghetto.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Not doing anything, just curious.

Originally posted by Surtur
Well you see blacks are super violent already

Still? Wow that's dedication.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Still? Wow that's dedication.

Yep they are still violent and yes it is an impressive dedication to violence and overall criminality.

I hang out with Cubans and Mexicans, they have all the chill.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I hang out with Cubans and Mexicans, they have all the chill.

Yep, went to school with mostly Mexicans. They are a lot more chill.

Originally posted by walshy
we hate love you

I wish people in my real life felt the same, not that I don't appreciate it.

a successful suicide often comes to the "leap" part

its not how you die but if you can in-act it without stopping yourself

hanging is often permanent
injecting bleach into the blood stream
inhaling chlorine gas
drug over dose

thou these methods are effective I strongly urge any and all those attempting suicide to listen to the voice and actions of your body telling you to stop