Episode 8 theories

What's everyone's predictions for episode 8?

That it's going to be a Star Wars movie.

Rey goes to the Dark Side after Luke falls off a cliff on that Silly Island he is hiding on. They all go to more planets with sillier names then any other of one from the other movies. Finn gets a Robot Spine. Chewbacca will save the day and then get ignored cause He doesn't matter.

R2 stops moving again. Forever.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
R2 stops moving again. Forever.

Too soon. 🙁

Hey, we have BB-8 now.

Will never replace R2.

Not looking forward to the Hippy Dippy Magical elements being added to Force Lore.

Like?

Check your PM.

I wanted to know. :/

Well Christmas is coming....

Hmm..

One day...

R2-D2 is BB-8's dad, Lando is Finn's father and Snoke is Shmi Skywalkers father, who manipulated the midichlorians to create Anakin in a Josef Fritzl kind of way!

Finally a theory that makes sense.

Of the ones I've read, I like Snoke being The Operator/Gallius Rax, an admiral from the old Emprie who cunningly rebuilt the left over forces into the First Order, which is sort of a nod to the EU's Thrawn. Much better than going with another Sith Lord that for whatever reason no one knew about.

Honorable mention goes to the theory of Snoke being Tarkin. Don't but into it, buy I kinda like it.

Snoke being Tarkin is literally impossible, whoever came up with that theory clearly didn't watch ANH.

The theorist assumes that Tarkin escaped the explosion somehow

Originally posted by Robtard
The theorist assumes that Tarkin escaped the explosion somehow

Except there's no way he could.